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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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anyways follow me on twitter i'm funny there too

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Actually I just think “I can’t imagine what this place would’ve been like if I hadn’t found you here” is just a thesis statement for the 4077 as a whole.

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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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A bunch of my blue and black stylized horses, all painted in calligraphy ink. Some of these are a bit on the old side but I thought it would be nice to post them all together anyway.

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man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

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i can’t hang out because i have to kiss my cat on the head 980 times

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maybe top 10 posts ever

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Wake up, new P*E*A*N*U*T*S just dropped!! With Charles this time! I still haven't come up with any ideas for P*E*A*N*U*T*S Potter, but I'll get to him eventually! I'm biased toward the early seasons and it shows lol. I like how I drew Margaret's hair here more than in the last batch, I think it's sillier <3

Like the last batch, these are also up on my inprnt :] Thank you SO SO SO much for all the support on my P*E*A*N*U*T*S art, they're my most popular prints by far, especially the BJ and Hawkeye one. I'm so glad everyone likes them :]] I spend most of my time drawing my horror comic so I NEED to draw silly cartoons sometimes haha

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where's all the margaret houlihan yuri??? where's the wlw mash tags??? send help