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the world would literally be a better place if cis people could just get trans surgeries "by mistake" rather than forcing trans people to jump through ten million hoops to get it.

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Evolution / Revolution

Original comic post.

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ TWITTER ◆ STORE

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Yellow and Pink go to the street fair.

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this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

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big if true

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So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story.

Like, I came on this site to read FAN fiction. This is a FAN fiction site. I’m fully aware that you don’t own the fandom or the characters. That’s why it’s called FAN FICTION.

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*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast

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Two job-hunting resources that changed my life:

This cover letter post on askamanger.com. A job interview guide written by Alison Green, who runs askamanager.

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you guys want to know a secret?

of course you do

For context, I’m actually a Reddit refugee. I’m actually still on there because I love making bait posts and fake stories (things along the lines of “I think cereal is better with water instead of milk” or “AITA for crashing my (M24) friend’s (F25) car after she told me I could?”). I have five Reddit accounts (to keep it believable). I’ve been on the front page of the site three times. I’ve basically cracked engagement.

I have extraordinary Reddit karma. And I say this with deep shame. I would not have told you this humiliating fact about myself if it wasn’t necessary to pass on this information.

Once you get enough Reddit karma, you start getting invited to secret Reddit societies for elite high-karma Redditors.

This is not a joke.

They all have rules along the lines of “do not make outsiders aware of The Secret Reddit Society or you’ll be excommunicated”

They just hang around and talk about how much Reddit karma they have

Again, I am NOT making this up

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Things are happening on reddit

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Both kinds of Bioware girls got a lot of rep at the 2024 VMAs

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Hasbro: Huh, I notice we still have a tiny amount of Goodwill left among our fanbase.

Hasbro: Time to nip that in the bud!

Hasbro:

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Last time I was at the comic book store I mentioned I was mostly interested in female heroes. Today on the shelf I'm seeing a She Hulk story, a book with Emma Frost on the cover, a Storm collection, and a Captain Marvel collection. All square in the middle. Coincidence? I think not