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basically tv sucks because all the really good writers are fucked up recluse hermits that spend all day alone, vividly hallucinating about imagined worlds, and don’t have any industry connections or even earthly tethers

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister

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actually obsessed with the internal conflict when a character respects someone greatly but also wants to rail them into next week

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Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

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in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

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the vaticans multicultural anime girls are wearing the racism rosary 💀

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Getting hosed down in your friend's backyard for a photoshoot >>>>>

(this shoot was like 2 years ago and I never got around to posting them??? insane considering how much I love them)

Photos by zili.qu on IG

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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I have female hysteria + male loneliness + toxic masculinity + dark empath abilities

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kofi request: "Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3 discovering iPhones and Instagram and using 1000 filters for a selfie"

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hi my name is Anne Rice and this is my character Lestat he is the most beautiful bisexual man in the world. he's the protagonist of the first-person gay male romance series i write and everybody wants him and he is a boy. this is the woman who made him her name is Gabrielle and she hates being a woman and spends all her time living vicariously through Lestat because she wants to experience life as a man. anyway what's hrt