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“No one ever talked about Robin Thicke after the VMAs of 2013. It was all my fault and I was the one who was acting like a ‘slut’. And that isn’t the only example of a woman being put in a box. I’m just speaking out for women to be yourself and I think I’m doing something to break the double standard that has been created over the years.”

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Absolutely worth the watch

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Season 10 Gag Reel

If this gets pulled someone please let me know so I can upload elsewhere :3

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Inside of the Masyaf Fortress

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30 days OTP challenge (NSFW  version), Day 4. masturbation

Yeah, well. Apparently I share Sherlock’s military kink, so here is Sherlock furiously wanking over the thought of soldier!john. (gawd I love each and every fic that has this happening :3 )

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Penis Friday

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Do you know of any newer balletlock fics? I've read all the ones in your tag! Also I love the blog. I have found soooo many fics thanks to you! :D

I’m so glad you find this blog helpful! <3 Here’s something a bit newer for you 

Entre Nous by hogwartswitch (8k for now, my heart is breaking for the boys)

Pas De Deux by deduce-my-heart (12k for now, i haven’t read it yet so idk what to say about it)

Set the World On Fire by yarnjunkie(20k for now, genderfluid sherlock and rugby captain john)

Satin Stripes by hamishholmess (66k for now, you’ll love this one i promise)

On Pointe by Antecedent (10k, insecure sherlock!)

Out of Step by prettysailorsoldier(13k, john as a stage guy)

lots and lots of others here on ao3; enjoy reading! -Zorana

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Unlicensed Product

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1JfapwW

by Kyaraelf

Bucky loves how Steve gets after he has had to deal with the media. This time Steve has a little something extra in mind.

Words: 2066, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Tony Stark

Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers

Additional Tags: Rough Sex, Anal Sex, Sex Toys, I’m Bad At Tagging

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1JfapwW

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I’ve never felt so America

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Do it.

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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“Couldn’t wait until I’d finished my shower?”

“…”

“Don’t tell me you’re coming over all shy now, Sherlock.”

“… Shut up, John.”

HAHAHAH WHO NEEDS SLEEP WHEN THERE’S BLUSHING SHERLOCK TO BE DRAWN

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here's a secret: after your last epic pic I really need rugbyJohn to fuck/rim balletLock against that mirror... omfg. the things your art does to me...

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the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

choosing a sex toy

tips for your first time

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my college experiences that would make great fic prompts:

“i thought you were my new roommate’s boyfriend so i casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of the dorm and now you think i want to have sex with you” au

“i accidentally flooded the laundry room and you really needed to do laundry” au

“i took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly” au

“we have to go camping together and share a sleeping bag even though we’re complete strangers” au

“the cereal dispenser in the dining hall broke while i was getting froot loops and now they’re all over the floor and you blame me ” au

“we argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside of class” au

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WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

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Poochie

But the real question is...does my dog find me attractive?

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