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Portrait of my partner @dazai

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Great A’tuin for Terry Pratchett day ✨🐢✨

So happy I found the way into Discworld, but how I wish there were more stories ❤️‍🩹

What is your favourite book from this series? 📖

Mine is definitely “Night Watch”! ❤️‍🔥

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I am trying to get some joy back into my life and I may go and have a ride through the forest tomorrow!!!! Big might because horsey was at a rallye today and may be sore tomorrow but gods what joy that would bring me. And if not tomorrow then Thursday at the latest! I shall be on horseback again after two years!!!!

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"Of all the flowers you picked, I knew you would forget, forget-me-nots" Elsa's Song by The Amazing Devil

Oil Pastel on paper.

I did this in my sketchbook instead of loose paper and now I'm scared to close the book!

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

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Friendly reminder that when you ask your mechanic to top off your fluids during an oil change (especially your coolant) they might not be.

I nearly had my car get fucked because I trusted my mechanics to top off my coolant or at least let me know if it was looking low, because I always SPECIFICALLY ASK THEM to do so.

As the cool season crept in I noticed my heat wasn't working. My car's heating system relies on coolant to move things along. I checked under the hood and sure enough it was almost bone dry.

That bitch was THORSTY!

My car takes a very specific type of coolant so I was able to buy it (prediluted) for $17 instead of the $70 to have the mechanic just LOOK.

LEARN THE BASICS OF YOUR CAR AND DON'T GET SCREWED OVER. Learning where your coolant reservoir is, your oil dipstick and what it should look like could save you from getting a cracked engine block from overheating.

NEVER PUT COOLANT IN YOUR CAR WHILE IT'S HOT. If you can't touch the top of your engine block, don't put coolant in yet. I just chilled in my car on my phone for 2 hours (thanks TikTok & Tumblr).

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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sorry to subject you to anything related to hamilton in the year of our lord 2024 but this is slaying me

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Imagine, if you will, a church of powerful clerics. They are incredibly knowledgeable and capable spellcasters and healers and scholars. But they don't train warriors, war and soldiers create conflict. They don't want a holy arms race.

Instead they have the mausoleum vault.

It is a heavily secured crypt of sealed burial chambers where they have locked away countless vampires. Many of them are knowledgeable and powerful, but cannot do much when faces with the order's overbearing holy power. And whenever the church has need of a lone powerful warrior, a durable agent to carry out an important task, they dig up a vampire.

They offer all the undead in their mausoleum a simple offer. Do the job and you might earn your soul back (the monks are quite capable of doing such things as undoing vampirism), or stay in the vault until you're willing to do the job. Try to run mid-job or betray the order and risk being hunted down and being stuffed back in your sealed coffin (which will be placed in a river). Because the order controls their place of regeneration, it's kind of hard to say no.

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not to go on about not yet/love run again but can you believe the lyrics "let foul men band and heed your hum for that ancient hymm you heard me strumming? is nought but fumble-falls and guns and tumbleweeds, love run. it's nought that rum won't solve though some would harm you none - not one - no none would raise to you a hand or thumb, not while by you i stand and hum" and "everyone knows sex is better when you're unemployed" ARE THE SAME FUCKING SONG

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After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

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artist: felicia chiao

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i don't know if i can do this season of heartbreak high which is so disappointing. i just started the episode 2 and like i know it's satirical but spider and sasha are such caricatures of themselves from last season it's just ridiculous

everything feels so hammed up and bland at the same time i don't know what's happened to the quality of this show

non-spoiler answer (cause i am gonna keep trying cause i like these characters) but does it get better? did you like this season?

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.