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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

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"Omg your dog is so cutttee!!!!"

Thanks! She farted herself awake after this and threw up on my floor! She's my precious daughter and I love her.

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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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vinny is an ipad baby but for like cups

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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i don't know guys i kinda like this one

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John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982)

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you know what really gets my goat?