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"So, if our time is runnin’ out. Day after day. We’ll make the mundane our masterpiece."
The daydream and musical accompaniment below the cut 😊
I have this recurring daydream of Hans and Henry exploring the countryside—playing in the rivers and lakes in the day. Sipping wine, eating delicious food, being so totally absorbed in each other that they don’t notice anything or anyone at all. They’d get sun kissed skin and seek shelter from the intense summer heat under the canopies of trees and the sun would dance through the leaves and dapple their skin with warmth. The air would be so filled with the smell of flora and wheat and freshness. Henry would roll his pants up and walk in the streams—pick on Hans and his noble reservations. I could go on and on. The imagery is lucid and so sooooo saccharine in my head.
Reference used here, as it so happens they actually have a tumblr. It’s @adorkastock .
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Sometimes I really want to post my silly low effort hobby photography. But I live in constant fear of what if some geoguesser guy decided they hate me. Can't even post cloud pics because I'm like well there's a non zero chance there's Some Guy out there who would be like "well based on the time you posted your last 500 posts I can deduce your rough timezone, and estimate the time of day that you took this picture from the position of the sun and length of shadows. From that estimate it can be narrowed even farther based on the tree visible in the bottom corner, as this species is primarily found in the eastern west of the northern south. After that it's as simple as looking at my 6 websites for niche hobbyists with 24/7 recordings and archives of satellite cloud images. From the data I already have it's easy to narrow my search, and then all i have to do is simply check through the remaining possible areas for which one matches the clouds in your photo. So you see, from this it's easy to see you live in Fucksville, on Eat Shit Island. And I am going to mail you loose ants."
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why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.
IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.
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As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.
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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
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