Text

Role reversal AU: Tsunade's successor
(and Sakura as Orochimaru's student)
3K notes
·
View notes
Text

I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny
26K notes
·
View notes
Note
puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
119K notes
·
View notes
Text
thank you for liking my posts. im kissing your forehead right now. do you feel it.
102K notes
·
View notes
Text
If all else fails, kill the clown. That is sure to amuse the crowd.
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.
36K notes
·
View notes
Text
when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here
25K notes
·
View notes
Text
Some of my favorites of the night …. I love black women
25K notes
·
View notes
Text
romeo is crazy as a guy’s name bcuz it’s famously one of the most well known love stories between a man and a woman in history but if i were to meet a dude named romeo id probably assume he’s gay
38K notes
·
View notes
Text
ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
44K notes
·
View notes