LALALA my name is Krista and I have a son who likes Power Rangers and cars and pretty much everything else you ask him about. Like Hawaiian Bats. Did you know they eat stink bugs? My life also features The Hobbit, Max Bemis, Bones, feminism, and yeah. Also working on a sleeve of math tattoos because I am the nerdiest nerd.
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“That is a philosophical problem with calculus. The better question is, why are you here, and why are you here with that attitude?”
— Physics professor, responding to a complaint about never being offered a rigorous proof on why calculus works
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if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
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Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it
and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after, I bought this:
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Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.
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i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours
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When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery" they're probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
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i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?
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you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that
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When students ask me too many questions without reading the instructions first
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