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No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

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2025 House MD Chase is a transgender woman. The whole team argues about whether or not it’s appropriate for House to perform her bottom surgery. Wilson is against it and Chase CLAIMS she’s against it but secretly she’s interpreting him doing it as approval from her dad boss for her transition. Taub doesn’t gaf, he’s just pushing Chase to get a boob job and leaving the cards of surgeons who will do that on her work area. 13 finds herself attracted to Chase now that she’s presenting fem and has a whole crisis where she sleeps with 12 blonde women in one week. Wilson and Chase make a bingo card of transmisogynistic jokes and tells House if he doesn’t get a bingo by the end of the week he can do the bottom surgery. He gets 3 bingos but all the jokes are about Cuddy so he argues it shouldn’t count.

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someone get these homosexuals off my screen.

anyway ya boy is kinda back, got into a new fandom as per usual and been busy but im trying to draw more o7

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og post

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disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE

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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

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get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

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cutiefulest girl

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yuta sledding in chicago // jcc ep.37

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YUTA’S LAUGH IN 2023 ♡

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OFF THE MASK MV TEASER

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yunjin ✰ crazy

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LE SSERAFIM ⟡ CRAZY TWINKLE VER.

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Sam: You fucking chainsmoker

Sebastian: Ew I don’t like that band

Abigail: No this is an intervention

Sebastian: For the chainsmokers? Yeah you should intervene with their shit music