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just came across a picture that was supposed to be pornographic but was so stupid and unsafe that it just left me laughing. picture this: muscular man standing on the top rung of a ladder changing a lightbulb that's lit. he's wearing carhartt, denim, workboots, etc. pants pulled down around his ankles. his dick is uncomfortably pinned between his leg and the support handle of the ladder.

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group chats with people who aren't your friends are so stressful every time i send a message i have to triple check it to make sure it was what i meant something normal like "yea i can make the dinner" or "that's so funny" and not an accidental misstext like an itemized list with links of all the porn ive consumed in my entire life + a suicide note + a love confession

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sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

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i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

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there are no more jokes in my head nobody asks nobody receives the answer but keyly i will fuckign kill you

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there are no more jokes in my head nobody asks nobody receives the answer but keyly i will fuckign kill you

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radical volcel thought

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oh right I have another game that i could advertise

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Ten thousand years of hatred begin now

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favorite thing about me and my friends playing lethal company is treating it like an actual job

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Here is my tip for writing GLaDOS:

Make her more of a loser.

No, no, before you say "no GLaDOS is cool and in control" you don't get it. She lies when she's nervous and fumbles over her words. She calls Chell fat because she has no better insults. Every so often she will have an AMAZING line but that's only when she's had time to prepare and you know she went over it in her head giggling because "this is gonna get Chell soooo good". She just has a really big vocabulary.

Second: GLaDOS doesn't torture people. If she likes you, she puts you through testing. But it's not torture, it's testing, that's all it's meant to be. If she doesn't like you you will just kill you outright. Look, you would start rambling about how you would torture the guy who had literally taken away your body and everything you cared about but she wouldn't actually torture him. It's not her style.

GLaDOS is Wheatley but cooler. But actually trying to break the cycle she was forced into. But still. Fundamentally a loser. She's so. She is so loser. That is all.

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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Big sippie! Low poly can I made in blender

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tugs out heart locket and opens it to reveal a cutout of this babe

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Hi I'm paul dano

hi Paul