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manclad96 · 6 months ago
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paul aron's hair throughout the 2023 season 💁‍♂️
(also known as jack being obsessed with a certain blonde curly-haired boy)
hello hello 👋 i knew i wanted to do a longer post about paul's hair but i wasn't sure what to do... at first, i wanted to make compilations of just his different kinds of hair; like how it's sometimes super curly and sometimes flat, how it looks when wet and from behind & the side and so on. but then i decided to instead do one collage per round in the f3 championship (+ abu dhabi and one extra)(and some gifs... scroll all the way down, you won't be disappointed) !!!
the main conclusion that i came to when making this was that he's got soo MUCH hair? it's so thick?? poor boy must be sweating so much during the summer :( disclaimer: this all comes from someone who 1. has 0 experience with curls (my hair is as flat as a wall), and 2. has no knowledge of how boy hair works. or anyone else's hair for that matter, i only know my own hair. anyways...
on the collages with many pics, pls zoom in because you'll notice so many good details 🫡🫡 also, my hyperfocus/hyperfixation and time blindness rlly went crazy when i was making this last night, all of a sudden it was 5am..... so apologies if i use the same pic twice, i was a little tired when editing 😶
(2024 edition here!!)
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bahrain
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bahrain was a very cute round. paul's first f3 points in the first race was very comforting, and the curls he showed off were just as heartwarming 🤭 very messy hair this round, the curls were everywhere. but they also looked super pretty, like in the last pic (where i purposefully cut out his abs because. this is a hair post, not a thirst post… i would've gotten too distracted if i hadn't).
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australia
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australia hair was very fluffy. it was pointing out in all kinds of directions, especially after racing sessions. in the four pics on the left, there's exactly 0 control of the hair hehe. the two pics on the right show off so much volume and just 🤯 also, the wind enjoyed blowing it in weird directions (check out the top right gif).
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monaco
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buddy had a lil haircut before monaco? it looks kinda neatly trimmed in the back, and slightly shorter in the front – but still very long and fluffy. looks like it's easier to handle! but still many many curls, and it still lives its own life after sessions. 🤭 the podium hair! flat and cute. and the post-quali hair (fourth column), very strange but very cute.
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barcelona
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the little hairband he got from simone 🥺 the two pics in the bottom left corner… not sure what his hair was doing in that part of the video, he looks like a maniac (endearingly!!). also, this was a weekend of many different hair colors; very golden in the bottom right pic, almost dark brown roots in the pic to the left of it, almost white/gray/blonde in the top left two pictures.
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austria
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not a lot of hair content in this vid? a lot of paul content bcs of his win but he's wearing his helmet or the winner cap most of it. very soft and bouncy as usual though. i really wanted to include the middle picture because he's in the air mid-jump lol
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silverstone
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yet another weekend of mixed colors and volumes. very shiny & light blonde in the sun/under lamps, but very dark blonde in other pics. also, why is his hair so straight in the bottom right pic? like compared to top right? they're just hour apart, both after the race…. idk the hair in the top right pic has such a hold on me (because i wanna have a hold of it).
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budapest
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budapest hair was very chaotic at times… and looking like it's been growing out quite a lot! the middle pic (and the one above it) 😭 not only does he sound so cute when he's telling his little story about his former soccer career, but the hair…. literally everywhere 🫠 so cute :(( also the top left picture has such a chokehold on me, idk if i've posted it before but it's one of my faves. not just for the hair, but the neck and the chest and just-
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spa
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yet another little trim? shorter in the back and more tidy + less dense in the front? i still refuse to acknowledge the fact that the feature in spa happened but at least he was cute during the weekend 🤭 the little curl in his forehead in the middle pic 🥺 and please what's going on in the middle left pic 😭 i have a gif from that later in this post, cracks me up every time ngl
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monza
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paul has got so so much hair!!!!!! especially noticeable in the middle column, especially in the middle middle pic. wow. so thick. him resting on the floor with his headphones and the hair is just everywhere :( the little curls falling into his eyes despite how short is looked just a few weekends before in spa… so pretty. love how the curls are so noticeable from the side too!!!
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abu dhabi
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was this peak broccoli in the season? probably. especially in karl's story with the broccoli emojis, and in the top right. and then, we have bottom right, where it's so flat? how?? anyway, he was glowing this weekend and his hair was so cute. always super fluffy, always super curly, always just sticking out everywhere. also love how the like ends of the curls are very straight out in the air (does that explanation make sense?), especially in the interview picture !! 🥦
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pre/post/mid season
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a lot to uncover here. first row = macau (except for top right which was abu dhabi, but wearing his macau shirt…). very messy curls but not too long? very cute. and i would guess that it's karl's hairband-thing because that's like the only time i've seen paul wear it but i see karl wearing it all the time. either way, it must feel nice for him to finally have all that hair out of his face, finally he can see properly 😭
second row = vacation hair!! the horse riding hair, very cute and so long in the front, curls in his eyes definitely. the wet hair is so so flat, can imagine it just feels good to cool it down in the hot summer too. and the mirror selfie, very short post-spa but very very curly!!
third row = gala/ceremony hair + his vacation with ralf. a lot calmer, especially the 2nd pic (!!! so flat, but the little curls in the tips…. adorable). idk it just looks pretty styled like that.
fourth row = extras lol. first two are zandvoort, no? i think so. veryyy curly. the first pic is so cute because it looks like his hair is literally floating on the top of his head, not around it. like it looks like someone just flopped some wig on top of his head and called it a day 😭 third pic from working out with karl or something, idk he just looked so cute. and then his investment pic or whatever i should call it 😭 so blonde in the tips but dark roots? cute
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i also wanted to make some gifs to show off how his hair moves because i think it's super cute 🥺 esp like the one where he's running, and all of the bottom row gifs.... so much hair!!!
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if anyone actually made it this far, thank you for reading/looking at the pics with me 🫶🫶🫶 hope you've maybe started to like his hair even more after this hihi
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manclad96 · 11 months ago
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manclad96 · 1 year ago
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Straight Boy.MP3
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Mason slid down slightly in his seat, bored. It would be a while until the train got to his stop. Luckily, his best friend, Tanner, sent him a link to an MP3 a few minutes ago. It was an ambient track, or at least he thought. There was something off about it. The beat was pretty good, but he could swear something was in the song's background. Curious, he turned up the volume and listened closely. It was a man's voice, faint and chanting something. With the risk of deafening, he turned up the volume a little more. Unexpectedly, the voice became crystal clear, scaring the hell out of him. "Dumb boy! Dumb straight boy!" the male singer chanted. Mason tried to turn the volume down, but his phone wouldn't respond. Slightly panicked, he tried taking his headphones out, but they wouldn't budge, as if glued to his ears. The intense beat was making his head fuzzy, almost light-headed.
Suddenly, Mason started to feel oddly aroused. Even though the music was blaring, it wasn't giving him a headache or hurting his ears. He was so confused yet so turned on. It almost felt like he took a painkiller, the loud hypnotic beat numbing out all discomfort and thought. The beat then kicked up, heightening Mason's pleasure. He crossed his legs, trying to conceal his stiffening erection from the other passengers.
"No! Manspread like a good dumb straight boy!" The song harmonized. Mason was shocked, not just by the lyrics, but by how his legs abruptly positioned themselves into a manspread on their own. "Proudly show off your bulge like a good dumb straight boy!" Mason's cock got harder, having his tight bulge on full display for all to see. Luckily, no one noticed. Even luckier, the few people in his section got off at the next stop, leaving him completely alone.
"Dumb straight boy! Dumb straight boy!" The song kept repeating. "Play with yourself, dumb straight boy!" Mason moved his hand to his stiff crotch and rubbed, slowly at first, then hard and fast. His mind felt like it was melting. It was scary yet thrilling. "Good boy! Good dumb straight boy!" the music harmonized. Mason moaned as the song started incorporating sounds of sports games and revving engines, flowing perfectly with the hypnotic beat. He always hated those noises, but now they fill him with nothing but pleasure. Mason smiled as his mind was abruptly filled with images of himself playing sports and fixing cars. "Dumb straight boys do dumb straight boy things! Sports good! Cars good!" the music droned. "Say it!" the song aggressively commanded. Mason moaned again; he wanted to fight against the music, but the temptation was too good. "Sports good! Cars good!" Mason happily chanted, rubbing his stiff bulge harder.
The beat then shifted to female moans, turning Mason on further. His gay mind was then abruptly filled with images of himself fucking women, ravishing their pussies with his tongue and cock. Mason wanted to resist, but his mind was putty in the music's harmonious hands. "Good boys fuck girls! Good boys breed girls! Good boys don't wear condoms! Good boys never pull out!" the music droned. Mason gasped in agony, trying to resist, but couldn't stop rubbing his stiff bulge in utter pleasure. "I'm a dumb straight boy! I'm a dumb straight boy!" the music droned. "Say it!" the music commanded. Mason bit down on his lips, resisting as best as he could. The music then blasted sounds of female orgasms, forcing Mason's mouth open as he let out a deep moan. "Say it!" The music commanded. "Say it!"
Mason was panting like a dog, trying so hard to resist. Suddenly the woman moaning in the song started moaning Mason's name as if they were all creaming on his gay cock. Mason's eyes rolled back; he couldn't take it anymore. He rubbed harder and faster, feeling like he could cum any second. "I'm a dumb straight boy! I'm a dumb straight boy!" Mason mindlessly roared as he made a mess of his pants with his hot, sticky load. Mason then closed his eyes in relief, totally fried. The music blasted off its finishing beat, then abruptly stopped. The song was over. Mason's headphones then released themselves from his ears and fell onto his lap.
A few minutes later, Mason opened his eyes in a total haze. He had no memory of what just happened, only that his stop was coming up. He assumed he must have dozed off, having a nasty wet dream, judging by how moist his pants felt. He faintly remembered something about making a girl cream on his cock. He smiled a little, trying to remember the pervy details. The train then halted at the stop before his own. Two young women in short skirts got on, grabbing his horny attention. Mason's smile widened, peeking up their skirts and realizing one of them wasn't wearing any panties. Mason squeezed his sticky bulge, getting lost in the thought of making them cream on his fat cock. He felt so dumb, so horny: the perfect straight boy.
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manclad96 · 2 years ago
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Lesson learned
Being a model was great, the work was easy and the pay was plenty. I got to work out at the gym, show up for a few photos and have men and woman fawn over me online.
Gay guys were always the thirstiest. Always liking, sharing, commenting what the want me to do to them. It was pathetic. Why would I, looking like this, want to go anywhere near a guy when I could bag so much pussy?
It was funny though, teasing them, I'd always post pictures teasing them so I could laugh at how pathetic they were.
"These faggots are honestly so pathetic. Could you imagine actually wanting to take a dick up your ass?" I said aloud laughing at some of the comments on my latest post.
Turns out I wasn't alone. I don't know who overheard but a message suddenly appeared on my phone.
"In this day and age it is really disappointing to see someone so young and so attractive be so backwards." It read.
I scoffed at it and replied with the laughing face and middle finger emoji.
"Well, It seems its going to take more than a stern word to change your mind. I think it's time you learned your lesson." read the response.
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That night when I was in bed sleeping, my mind started to wander. I started thinking about hot babes with huge tits and round asses. Imagining myself towering over them.
However, I started to imagine myself looking up to them. Feeling smaller and weaker.
As I looked up to these woman they bagan to change. Their tits remained huge but began to become firmer and squarer. Soon I was no longer staring at their round asses huging a bikini but rather a bulge in the front of their boxers?
I began sweating heavily in the bed. The once beautiful beach babes had turned into towering men with huge pecs and fat cocks. My cock began to grow firm and leaky as I looked up to these...these muscle daddies. I imagined myself dropping to my knees to worship their meat.
What was going on? Why was I thinking like this? Why did I want their disgust...no gorgous cocks in my mouth and ass?
I was now in a pool of sweat and pre cum in my bed. My breathing growing faster and faster as I began to savour these imaginary beasts.
Eventually it all reached it's crescendo. The two men exploded over my face whilst I, beyond the dreamworld, blew my load.
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Nothing was the same after that night. I was still a model of course but I lost all interest in woman. The thought of bedding a swimsuit model done nothing for me now.
No, what scratched that itch, and boy did I have an itch, was being slammed by hot men with fat cocks. I could remember a time before I became this slutty manwhore. I learned my lesson, I certainly am pathetic especially when I have a man inside my ass.
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manclad96 · 2 years ago
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HOW TO SUCK DICK
If you simply wanted to get a guy off as quickly as possible, all you need to do is lock your lips at the base of his cock and suction them up and down the bottom ¾ of his shaft at a quick, steady pace while pressing your flattened tongue against the underside of his dick. Make sure you are applying pressure with both your lips AND tongue. Keeping your tongue engaged at all times is key. I try to keep mine moving at all times. This is how you get 90% of guys off. It helps me keep from gagging to hold his cock steady at the base and bring my lips down to meet my fingers. You can do this very slowly for a more intense feeling, but make sure you move at a steady rhythm. Some guys like it faster or slower; you may have to ask, or more likely, he’ll tell you. This is your power move, the one that is actually going to bring him to orgasm. A true hooker blowjob needs only this one move; if scientists were to create a blowjob machine, this is what it would do. The other moves I’m going to teach you are artistic flourishes; you use them to add flair and style to your blowjob or to slow down the action a little. SALIVA Don’t be afraid to just slobber all over his love muscle. It should be as wet and sloppy as possible, especially during your power move. A good blowjob makes loud, gross suction-y noises. When I’m done, I’m usually covered in my own drool and leave a wet spot on the bed. USING YOUR HANDS If his dick is too big for you to take the whole thing in your mouth, you’ll need to use your hand too. Slobber all over his cock for awhile first so your hand will slide easily up and down instead of just catching on his dry skin. The most important hand move is the twister. When you slide your hand up his shaft, twist your wrist. A twisting motion gets you into a smoother rhythm than the straight up and down. Slide your hand up and down on the base of his cock in conjunction with your mouth moving up and down on the rest of it. The hard part is finding the correct grip: again you may want his guidance. Another good trick is to wrap your hand around the top of his cock and put your mouth over your hand. Then slide your hand down the shaft and your mouth down on top of it in a fluid motion until your hand meets the base of his cock. It will feel like you’re sliding your mouth all the way down him even if you can’t. It’s times like these I wish I could draw; I’d make little diagrams. THE BALLS I usually start out by paying some attention to the balls. There are three basic ball moves: you can put them in your mouth and suck them (LIGHTLY), lick them with a flattened cow tongue, or tense your tongue into a point and run the tip of your tongue all over them. I alternate between all three. Sometimes I lift them up and lick underneath his balls. Also, if you cup them while you are entering the home stretch, you’ll be able to tell he’s about to cum as they get higher and tighter. THE HEAD My next move is usually to give his shaft several long licks from base to tip. This is the ice cream cone move; it looks sexy, it’s a nice touch, but it’s not going to make anybody cum. While conducting the power move, I come up from time to time to give the head a little attention: sucking on it, moving my tongue in a circle around it, and flicking my tongue over that spot on the underside that all the sex websites tell you is el sensitivo. In my experience, guys don’t really go that wild over attention to that spot, but these are just flourishes anyway. I tend to get a bit wrapped up in my work that I forget to make eye contact, so head action is a great time to look up at him with puppy dog eyes and his cock in your mouth. FACE SLAPPING I mentioned this in my tips to get him to cum faster, but at least once during the beej, I usually pop his dick out of my mouth and slap it against my tongue or face, then look at him while I rub his cock against my cheeks and lips. Guys are visual, this is just a little something dirty for him to look at. DEEP THROAT I can’t really teach you how to deep throat, that’s between you and your gag reflex. The important thing, I think, is to make an effort to take him in as deep as you can, even if it’s only for a few seconds. It’s hard to explain exactly how I do this: try concentrating on relaxing your throat and jaw. As I mentioned before, it helps me to steady his cock with my hand when I go deep, and breathing in instead of just holding your breath also helps abate that “gonna puke” feeling. THE BIG FINALE When you’re ready to finish him off, go into the power move and don’t vary your pace for anything. If you’re cupping his balls, you’ll often be able to tell when he’s about to cum as they tighten up. I speed up a little bit at the end, and when I feel him start to come I push my head down as deep as it will go and suck slowly and intensely at the base, letting his cum just shoot down my throat.
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manclad96 · 3 years ago
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Tips on Fucking Doggy Style That Tops Often Don’t Tell Bottoms
Here are some tips on becoming a better bottom that the tops you have sex with may not tell you either out of a desire to not offend or because they get a thrill from telling others that we bottoms cannot handle their cock ;-)
SPREAD YOUR KNEES WIDE. The wider the bottom spreads his knees, the easier it will be while in doggy style. YES! If this is the first position he puts you in, use this trick to get used to his cock. 
ARCH YOUR BACK. This will not only look sexier to him, but also make deep penetration easier and less painful.
PUSH YOUR ASS OUT. This shows the top you crave his cock in your ass. Once he is in, you can push back to the rhythm of his thrusts.
PLACE YOUR CHEST SQUARELY ON THE BED. There is a reason a top pushes your head in the pillow or the sheets. This helps arch your back and push your ass out. It’s visually stimulating, because the focus is now completely on the ass you have presented to the top. The symbolic submission is also a big turn-on to a dominant top.
RELAX YOUR ANAL SPHINCTER. Having adopted the position described in steps 1-4, you should now focus your mind on relaxing your anal sphincter. It may help to remember how you take a dump, because the muscular relaxation is identical. Steps 1-5 should, with practice, enable very deep penetration with little or no pain.
ALLOW DEEP PENETRATION. Once you’ve mastered the previous steps, you may let him spread his own legs wider than yours so he can get more directly above you to pump his cock down and deep, with his balls bouncing off your ass.
REACH FOR HIS BALLS. Many tops find this very arousing, because you are fondling the sacks that produce their sperm, affirming their manhood.
COMMUNICATE. Tell him how much you enjoy having his cock in you. Let him know if you like his scent. Ask him to go slow if you feel pain.
Additional tips may be appropriate to partners who thrive on domination and submission. In all cases, these should be within reason. Both partners must be comfortable with this. Experiment to see what works best.
LET HIM SPANK YOU. A lot of dominant men get turned on by slapping the asses they are fucking, and seeing those asses turn a rosy color.
LET HIM GRAB YOUR HAIR. Another turn-on for many dominant tops.
LET HIM HOLD YOUR NIPPLES OR MAN BOOBS. As he pumps his cock up your ass.
LET HIM CALL YOU NAMES THAT TURN HIM ON IN THE HEAT OF THE FUCK. “Bitch,” “cocksucker,” “fag,” etc. But only when used in a non-derogatory way. This is about breaking taboos (which are charged with emotional intensity) and letting both of you get aroused by embracing your (contrasting) inner natures.
LET HIM CALL YOUR HOLE A “PUSSY” OR “CUNT.” That is, after all, its functional equivalent.
SHOW HIM RESPECT. Be polite. Call him Sir. Thank him after a good fuck.
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