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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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Studying water to learn, but also hydrate my creative soul during these warm summer days. Speaking of which: did you drink water today? Stay hydrated!!💧 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I drew this for July’s drawing challenge, along with a bunch of other people who sat down to study water surfaces last month! If you like monthly drawing challenges, head on over to my patreon page and sign up to the flame tier ~ the August challenge just began! 💖
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For a moment I thought to myself if I simp too hard for certain One Piece characters. Then I thought of other hypothetical OP fans who'd probably say I'm not simping hard enough, and I felt better.
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Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.
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@mandi-cakes I hope you don’t mind but your tags killed me lol
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them
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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog





#I was wondering where my sleep paralysis demon went#I guess they got reincarnated as this weirdly shaped dog
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