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prompts for muses who are Little Shits™

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

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𝓞𝓷𝓮 — send ✍️ for a one-liner starter.

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Imitate + Flora (anyone you want)

"I'm Floooora." Even Knirschen's best possible imitation is not perfect, and he can't help teasing her just a bit.

"And for whatever insane reason, I like cats."

He's saying that while actively rubbing their new pet kitten against his face and forehead, and has been fiercely keeping anyone else from touching it for hours today.

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Send "PINNED" for your muse to pin mine against a wall.

You [ the sender ] can include context as to whether or not it is done out of anger, as a threat, sexual tension, playfulness, etc.. or else let the receiver decide! Send "PINNED + reverse" for your muse to be pinned by mine instead!

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ℍ𝕪𝕡𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕫𝕖 𝕞𝕖, 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕄𝕖𝕕𝕦𝕤𝕒'𝕤 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝔼𝕪𝕖𝕤 ── .✦

Private and Highly Selective, Independent Original Character based on a modernized version of Medusa as written by Boo. Mutuals only.

𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕, 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝕔𝕦𝕥 𝕕𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕒 𝕜𝕟𝕚���𝕖. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕.

GUIDELINES┊DOSSIER��HEADCANONS┊PROMPTS

𝕎𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪, 𝕄𝕖𝕕𝕦𝕤𝕒. 𝔹𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕨𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕕, 𝕒 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕕 ── .✦

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Send 🤏 or “Imitate!” + a name for my muse to imitate that person to the best of their ability.

Note: The mun/muse may choose to make it as silly as they please, beware!

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PROMPTS FOR A LITTLE JEALOUSY *  assorted dialogue for when you see the person you're interested in with someone else and go... hey wait a minute, adjust as necessary

are you two... together?

i should probably ask if you're single first.

who was that you were talking to?

did you two have a nice chat?

are we really doing this now?

what was that all about?

i don't like it when they touch you.

they need to learn to keep their hands off you.

are you trying to make me jealous?

you just gave me the impression we were exclusive.

who was that, anyway?

was that someone you know?

it's completely innocent.

were you flirting with them?

that was a little bit excessive.

they were flirting with you.

i'm not jealous.

i'm upset with you.

they didn't mean anything by that.

i just thought we had something going on.

they know i have feelings for you.

i hate it when you get jealous.

i'm two seconds away from throwing a punch.

they did that on purpose.

wait a minute... are you jealous?

you have no reason to worry.

i'm not interested in them, i promise.

they do get a little touchy-feely, i'll admit.

they don't mean anything by it.

did they just try to kiss you?

we're just really good friends!

you know i only have eyes for you.

please ignore them, okay?

it's not like i'm in love with you or anything.

they're just trying to upset you.

i just don't like it when someone else flirts with you.

i don't blame them, of course, but you're mine.

next time someone tries to hit on you, call me over.

i'll give them a piece of my mind.

they know you're taken, right?

i didn't want to get in your way.

clearly your mind is elsewhere.

if you'd rather be with them, then just tell me.

i need to know where we stand.

can we be more exclusive?

i just don't like it when they talk to you like that.

you have absolutely nothing to worry about.

if they make you happy... i can't stop it.

maybe i have a crush on you. so what?

there was a better way to go about this, you know.

you could have been a little bit nicer.

did you have to be so nasty about it?

i'm going to scream.

i don't want anything coming in between us.

you trust me, don't you?

if you trust me, you have nothing to worry about.

this jealousy of yours is getting a little bit out of control.

i love only you.

why do they have to hold your hand like that?

they couldn't keep their hands off you.

i hate watching you deal with that.

i should give them a piece of my mind.

what? me? jealous? never.

i think i'm allowed a little jealousy every now and then.

you're mine, and i want everyone to know that.

did you just... get jealous over me?

you said you weren't the jealous type.

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Send 🚩 to hear one of my muse's red flags

Alternatively, send ✳️ to hear one of their green flags

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starter call ,     feel  free  to  combine  multiple  prompts !

send  😊  for  a  happy  starter .

send  🙁  for  a  sad  starter .

send  🙌  for  an  excited  starter .

send  💢  for  an  angry  starter .

send  🌷  for  a  soft  starter .

send  😝  for  a  silly  starter .

send  💬  for  an  angsty  starter .

send  💀  for  a  violent  starter .

send  🌹  for  a  romantic  starter .

send  🔞  for  a  sexual  starter .

send  👼  for  a  comforting  starter .

send  👿  for  a  threatening  starter .

send  💥  for  an  argumentative  starter .

send  ⚔️  for  an  action  starter .

send  💋  for  a  flirty  starter .

send  ❤️  for  a  loving  starter .

send  🔪  for  a  hostile  starter .

send  👁️  for  an  envious  starter .

send  ❗  for  a  frightened  starter .

send  🩹  for  an  injured  /  sick  starter .

send  ⚠️  for  an  urgent  starter .

send  🥂  for  a  celebratory  starter .

send  👫  for  a  reunion  starter .

send  💤  for  a  lazy  starter .

send  🛡️  for  a  protective  starter .

send  🏠  for  a  domestic  starter .

send  🔥  for  an  intimate  starter .

send  ☂️  for  a  weather  based  starter .

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Send “ ✏“ plus a scenario you’ve always wanted to rp with our muses and I’ll tell you whether or not I’m interested!

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Pencil” plus a scenario.)

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bug sentence starters

1. “I caught a bug!” 

2. “I hate bugs!” 

3. “Why do there have to be so many bugs in nature?” 

4. “Get that bug away from me!” 

5. “I love bugs!” 

6. “No, don’t kill it! Just put the bug outside.” 

7. “I heard you were the one to go to about a bug problem.” 

8. “That’s a big bug.” 

9. “Woah, that’s a cool looking bug!” 

10. “Kill the bug! Kill it! Kill it!” 

11. “Hang on. I’ll take care of the bug for you.” 

12. “Why are you freaking out? It’s just a bug.” 

13. “That’s the biggest bug I’ve ever seen!” 

14. “You have a bug on you.”   

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Flirting Sentences, Vol. 5

(Sentences for flirting muses, with varying levels of brashness. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"If you wanted to be alone with me, all you had to do was ask."

"Are you sure I can't get you a drink?"

"Keep doing things like that and I may start getting ideas about you!"

"Would you think it bold if I compliment your eyes?"

"What will you be wearing tonight?"

"There is nothing about you that doesn't turn me on."

"Do you like me?"

"You know, this flirting thing is fun!"

"How the hell are you still single?"

"You don't have to seduce me to win me over."

"You can't stay away from me, can you?"

"So, how is it that you actually got prettier?"

"You're like a poem, you know that? You make everything around you beautiful."

"Would you walk with me?"

"Deep down, you love being told what to do."

"You're not like anyone I've ever met."

"I think your name is beautiful."

"We should go on a date!"

"I wonder what lips yours have kissed and where..."

"Don't do that. Don't hide. Beauty is meant to be admired."

"When was the last time you danced?"

"You're everything a man could want."

"Wow, you are pretty when you're mad!"

"If I knew I was going to see you, I'd have worn a better shirt!"

"I have never been so turned on by you!"

"It seems "I want to show you something" actually means "I've found a new place to ravage you"."

"Fear is an underrated aphrodisiac."

"I thought I was too pretty for you?"

"I don't think we've ever been alone in a room together, have we?"

"You have beautiful eyes."

"I have a big bed. I'm happy to share it."

"I think we need to go skinny dipping."

"Why don't you come back to my place for a cup of tea?"

"Let's play a game. We each tell each other four things, but only one is the truth. Get it wrong, you buy the next round of drinks."

"Aren't you going to tie me up?"

"I'll have you wrapped around my finger in no time."

"Would we have even more fun naked?"

"I was right to have a crush on you. You're a good kisser."

"It's okay to watch me walk away, you know."

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☀◌♡ Summertime starters ♡◌☀

Send a symbol for my muse... Send a symbol + 'reverse' for change roles

🍉 – slices watermelon and offers your muse a piece.

🌊 – dives into the ocean, splashing water everywhere.

🕶️ – lowers their sunglasses to watch your muse walk by.

🧺 – sets up a picnic blanket under the sun.

🍦 – accidentally drops their ice cream cone and sulks.

🐚 – collects seashells along the shore.

🎐 – listens to a wind chime on a breezy summer evening.

🌺 – places a flower behind your muse’s ear.

🌴 – naps in a hammock between two palm trees.

🍓 – feeds your muse fresh summer berries.

🌻 – stands in a field of sunflowers, waiting for someone.

🍧 – eats too many cold treats and gets brain freeze.

📸 – snaps pictures of your muse by the water.

🎇 – watches fireworks light up the summer night sky.

🏖️ – builds a sandcastle and invites your muse to help.

🌅 – wakes up early to catch the summer sunrise.

🏄 – falls off a surfboard and laughs at themself.

🌬️ – fans your muse with a folded magazine.

🍍 – makes fruity summer drinks and hands your muse one.

💦 – starts a playful water fight with your muse.

🌤️ – complains it’s too hot and hides in the shade.

🍒 – balances a cherry on their nose and dares your muse to try.

🧴 – helps your muse apply sunscreen.

🌈 – points at a rainbow after a summer storm.

🧃 – brings your muse lemonade and sits beside in the grass.

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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 47

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You really think I would betray my family?"

"So, how is it that you actually got prettier?"

"You've actually spent money on this?"

"If everything's going to be alright, why are you taking a gun?"

"What kind of man am I if I don't stand by my friends?"

"What about all the love that I poured into you?"

"I've got to ask: why the hat?"

"Why can't you let yourself be happy?"

"Why didn't tell me you were interested in this?"

"You don't believe a word I'm saying, do you?"

"You've been wrong since you walked in here. You know that, don't you?"

"That's rather a low blow, isn't it?"

"Why did you betray me?"

"Can you sing?"

"Do you know an ice cream shop open this early?"

"Am I a fool for even considering this?"

"What's the matter with you? Are you not used to positive attention?"

"What are you doing here? I thought you were dead!"

"If I tell you, what do I get?"

"Why won't you come home to me?"

"Can you please attempt to resemble something human?"

"Do you understand what it means for me to trust you?"

"Ever had a girl look at you and your whole world just stops?"

"Can't we just enjoy the evening and talk about the problem tomorrow?"

"Why are you so serious? Is this a good meeting or a bad meeting?"

"What did I do to make you think you can't trust me?"

"Did you think you could do what you did and there'd be no consequences?"

"How much blood do you want on your hands?"

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Getting to Know You Sentences

(Sentences for muses to get to know each other better. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"What's your favourite book?"

"This is how you like to have fun?"

"Did you have a happy childhood?"

"How's your cooking?"

"How long have you been here?"

"What do you want more than anything?"

"Do you have a family?"

"Is there anything that doesn't bore you?"

"Is there anything you ever wanted to do but you didn't do because everybody would watch you and question you?"

"What social media are you on?"

"Do you think you're a good man?"

"Is your job always like this?"

"How old are you?"

"Do you live alone?"

"Why are you so afraid to succeed?"

"Which one is your favourite?"

"Have you ever wanted any children?"

"Why do you want to be boring?"

"Was you father big in your life?"

"What were you like as a child?"

"How come you don't care where you're going?"

"How do you like to spend your free time?"

"You have an interesting accent. Where are you from exactly?"

"Can you sing?"

"Do you always talk to yourself?"

"Is that your real name?"

"Do you want a tattoo?"

"May I ask when you lost your faith?"

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"Nope. Too late. He ignored me, and alas, that is an unforgivable crime... I'm sure nothing he's doing on those cameras was more important but I can't be bothered to look."

Dramatically rolling onto his back, he threw a hand over his head and then peered back at Flora.

"... Hm. Did anyone ever tell you that you still look really good upside-down?"

Flora had been so immersed in her book that she didn't notice Jemand's text before he made a portal and plopped himself down in her bed. Sighing quietly to herself as the peace and quiet she was just enjoying was obviously broken now, she put the book down on the table she was sitting at. Picking up her phone, Flora finally sees the text Jemand sent, but instead of opening it, she sends a text to Tulpen asking him to hang out with Coda for the day since she had company. She really did not want to deal with his and Jemand's fighting. Locking her phone again, her gaze falls on Jemand, now lounging on her bed.

"If you want, you can look at the cameras to see where he's at, then go to him yourself." Flora hoped by saying that, though, she didn't give him the impression she didn't want him around - even if she appreciated her alone time, sometimes.