mandywondering
mandywondering
Mandy, Wondering...
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Trans. Shotokan Karate (4th Kyu), formerly ITF Taekwon-Do (1st Dan), historical fencing. Very gay. Australian warrior woman.Martial arts musings at LadyAtArms.
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mandywondering · 3 hours ago
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lockpickinglawyer starts a service top onlyfans
I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.
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mandywondering · 5 hours ago
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trans guys getting great effects from T just shows you that proper agriculture involves letting fields rest before planting.
One unexpected thing about being on T is the way that cis men are also jealous of you
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mandywondering · 7 hours ago
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Cal Kestis never learnt to open a door with a lightsaber 😔
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mandywondering · 9 hours ago
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"I hate carefully negotiated bdsm sex in fic it's so often inaccurate" valid. But some of you seem to be under the impression that it's inaccurate because your faves should be having dubcon heated wild animal sex instead and... I'm sorry. But I've seen your blorbos and I know that's not true.
"He would not fucking use the stoplight system" Correct. He's getting 5 minutes of a handjob during which he'll fail to get it up and then he'll cry about it.
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mandywondering · 12 hours ago
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when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you
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mandywondering · 14 hours ago
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mandywondering · 16 hours ago
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I didn't need more reasons to want to cosplay snorlax, and yet here we are
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hits pokemon with the beam that turns them into lesbians
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mandywondering · 20 hours ago
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mandywondering · 22 hours ago
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happy pride!
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mandywondering · 1 day ago
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Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.
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mandywondering · 1 day ago
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trans sistaz
happy trans day of of visibility! <3
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mandywondering · 1 day ago
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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mandywondering · 2 days ago
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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
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me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” Gus: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”
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mandywondering · 2 days ago
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“Superman’s suit should be Kryptonian” “Ma Kent should make Superman’s suit at home” or how about the third fun option where the suit is the Kryptonian skinsuit BUT it gets damaged by Kryptonite and Ma Kent has to figure out how to sew/mend Kryptonian cloth that seems to have a mind of its own and won’t stop SQUIRMING.
Thousands of years of Kryptonian technology vs one Midwestern mom with her favorite show on? I’m putting my money on Ma.
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