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Death by Dawg Calculator

For context: a group chat I am in has a running inside joke about how much we love hot dogs. Last night I saw this tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLGJ1owk/ and sent it to the group with the caption "were all gonna die" A friend then posed this conundrum:

Thus I responded with a python script that will do that for you! Just enter your values for this simple highschool math problem

And the Hot Dog Death Calculator (patent pending) will simulate your frank-caused demise!

https://christiandahl.dev/Downloads/hotdogdeath.py

be sure to right click and "Save File As"!!!

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This is kind of an on going project, but in a discord server I frequent theres a running gag where whenever somone says something really inappropriate, or for lack of a better term "horny" we respond with the painting of Joseph Smith Jr. rebuking the guards in the jailhouse at Liberty, MI (context at the end of the post) So for the first function of my first ever discord bot, known as "Mormo the Demon King" I have it be able to be invoked in order to rebuke anyone who says something of the sort. I am keeping it private for now, but I may reblog this later with a link to the python script I built it in if it is wanted. Plan on adding more to mormo later down the line. ---CONTEXT--- For those who don't know the story, at one point Joseph Smith Jr. was put into prison in Liberty Missouri for several charges that were later dropped, including banking fraud, conspiracy, and treason against the state. During this stay the guards, either naturally or as a way to attempt to bother the prophet started bragging about their involvement in various campaigns of harassment and terrorism against the displaced Mormons. One even mentioning the infamous Haun's Mill where 17 mormon residents of the community were killed, including several children. We dont know exactly what the jail guards said in their conversation but it was enough to allegedly compel Smith to stand up and confer a heavenly rebuke commanding that they either stop talking or die. Reportedly the guards were so astonished that they remained silent until the change of guard the next morning.

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Made a battle creek meta quest environment. Most of it was just importing assets into blender and making them work with the meta quest's goofy rules. Also lost my mouse while making it so trying to get stuff set right with a trackpad was fun. Still have some floating items and non-working textures but here it is if you want it: