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i'm a day late but congratulations to justin and dwight on their big mall cookie
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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toby fox posts a video. it fades from black to his silhouette backlit by IMAGE_DEPTH. after a long sigh he says “It’s pronounced Jaster.” the video ends. all of his social medias are deleted immediately afterward
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dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?
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My sword glows in the presence of air, which usually just means its a handy light source but also means that when it goes out i know im turbofucked
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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
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I usually default to the Herobrine one but occasionally I claim that my sister was a bear and we used to fight a lot.
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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
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“These are the eyes of a Strawberry Conch (Conomurex luhuanus). They inhabit the shallow tropical waters of the Great Barrier Reef and feed on algae and detritus.” © Lawrence Scheele
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no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange
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John Oliver gets it, as usual. AI Slop is one of the best episodes of Last Week Tonight I've seen so far. Gen AI is theft. Those who use it are not authors or artists, they're grifters profiting from real creatives.

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