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they went to support the movie BABSJAJSJD

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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

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I see so many people make posts moshang posts like “Mobei-jun is the most handsome gorgeous guy, and Shang Qinghua’s a greasy haired rat.” And cool love that, but I think it’d way funnier in reverse, but he still viewed it the other way.

Like Shang Qinghua is bragging about managing to seduce such an amazing husband and people have to take mental damage every time he’s like “I’m so ugly and still he loves me and cares for me!” Dozens of humans and demons have tried to defeat Mobei-Jun for Shang Qinghua’s hand because no way that beast seduced him.

He’s pulled into a meeting with his martial siblings and Luo Binghe (This is the only time they’ll get along) to ask if he’s being threatened into the relationship and that they’d deal with it even Luo Binghe tells him that if he’s being hurt to just tell them and he’ll deal with it. Shang Qinghua is left utterly confused, and it just keeps happening because people just keep popping in for welfare checks. This is unintentionally (somewhat intentionally) cockblocking them. When Mobei-Jun brags everyone is like how did you get even manage to pull that? So many people have sworn loyalty to him just so they may be blessed with knowledge on how to have such amazing pull.

People speak of it as if it’s legend, Mobei-Jun is proud, somehow Shang Qinghua doesn’t realize the truth and genuinely believes Mobei-Jun is the most handsome man, and that he’s an ugly rat. The entire relationship is horribly confusing for every witness. When it’s revealed they’re gonna have a kid together so many tears are shed it almost creates a new lake caused by pity and grief.

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바보세마리

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Changeover🔊

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when you're dumb as hell but the morbidly dressed dyslexic baddies keep falling for you anyway

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Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"

And all I can think of is this iconic post

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“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry