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capital punishment for whoever just farted on the bus

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remembering that time in high school when a ex-marine bought a bunch of kids beer at the skatepark and we all went to the swimming hole and i asked him how many people he’d killed and he wanted to beat my ass

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i’m so pissed my unibrow never grew in

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In the club telling the Dj to play Blood Orange

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*steps into holodeck suite*

“computer run program 6”

“running program”

*dr. phil season 11 episode 164 plays*

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to do list: reup on aquafina

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a holosuite but it’s living out life in a womb in the eye of a hurricane

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new scenario idea: enjoying a sauna

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what a great night thank you aquafina

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just got off my shift can’t wait to go home and relax with some ice cold aquafina

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i love jesus why won’t christians tip me

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my life is any 90’s movie

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aquafina keeps my mind right 💯

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aquafina helps me think fr

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jesus smoked only resin in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights

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my current favorite food is dumplings