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abernat sisters continue to make me insane

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world

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Sexualizing that robot is a full time job and if I take a break I die

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Cole: how am I going to explain to my dad that I died?

Jay: bring some smelling salts... and a pillow! in case he faints.

Kai: no no no, just the smelling salts. the pillow will be too noticeable, he'll get suspicious.

Cole: I think he'll be suspicious when he notices that I'm transparent and green.

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anybody know what to do with it all

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do i even get out of bed today...

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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend