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sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

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Hey a reminder to all salaried employees in the US that as of today, July 1st, you need to be making at least 43,888 per year or else your employer needs to pay you overtime at a rate of 1.5 per hour over 40 worked, as you are now non-FLSA exempt. On January 1st 2025 this number will increase to 58,655 per year. Don’t let your employer cheat you.

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waking up at or before 6 am: we get it you have a 9-5 and youre trying to flex. waking up at 7 am: ideal time. waking up at 8 am: weekend sleep in but youre busy. waking up at 9 am: you slept in on the weekend in anormal way. 10 am and after: basically your whole day is wasted. go back to bed until 3 pm NOW

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we've seen political assassination attempts that are great for the perpetrator's agenda, we've seen political assassination attempts that are great for the target's agenda, but America, ever the innovator, has invented something new: the political assassination attempt with no effect whatsoever

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Also. Treat fat people with respect or die by my blade.

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Something I want able bodied people to understand is that I don't want a diagnosis cause I wanna be sick so bad; I want a diagnosis because there is already something wrong with my body but I don't know what the fuck it is.

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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ask not for who the willy wonks... it wonks for thee

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got his ass, now roast him

yes…ha ha ha…YES!