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Do gringos know we're getting US homeland security ads on our local television warning us not to immigrate to the united states illegally and putting the fear of god onto us?? anyways I didn't wanna go to your bitch ass country anyways but the ad makes me so uncomfortable.
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Did everyone consent to being there, did the dancers know their audience, were they paid (looking at the yesses) what the fuck is the problem
I don't know what it will take to break this into your gooey young hearts, but you don't stop having fun -- all forms: physical, mental, sexual, social, literarily, culturally -- as you age
You should be seeking joy and pleasure until the very instant you exhale your last mortal breath
Renounce pleasure at your own loss, I will spend none of my life force or temporal passage grieving for you or remembering you
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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did you know that I have a doctorate? I have a doctoral degree? and also that I would like to have mind-shattering violent sex with a fucked up lookin orc twice my size. those are the two aspects or facets about me. okay now you go
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for the past week instagram has been showing me reels of teenagers going “get ready for school with me: making a fake phone!!” and whipping out supplies to make a phone to put in the cubbies/wherever they’re expected to put them so they can keep their actual phone on them and it’s so funny to me. the kids are alright and theyre doing arts and crafts
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sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling
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SHE CLOCKED THEM SO FAST
"Kirk, you're obviously not from this time and/or planet. Spock... you're his soulmate."
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In sweden gay men have to be celibate for 6 months before they can give blood. This was put into law in 2021 and was "an improvement" to the previously existing laws.
In sweden you aren't allowed to make custom sexual videos for payment. This was put into law in 2025.
In sweden your social security number denotes your legal gender. The legal genders are man and woman. There is no option to have your legal gender, and thus your ssn, denote neither.
In sweden, you can have your property confeiscated from you if cops deem it to be "outside your financial range" and if you can't provide proof of how you obtained it, regardless of if you or the property is suspected to be associated with any crime. This was put into law in 2024.
This country is not progressive.
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I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink
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Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. Read about it here.
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saw Hozier at Reading festival yesterday and he did about a five min speech focused mostly on Palestine, called out the fact that the UK government’s legislation on Palestine Action is insane….. and I just looked at BBC iPlayer and they broadcast every major set except his. which was literally the one that closed the night. like idk the censorship of pro Palestine sentiments in this country is insane
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