me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
me at work: honestly? this isn鈥檛 bad! i鈥檓 just doing my thing! making some money! it鈥檚 not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working!聽
me after work:聽 that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.
there鈥檚 a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician鈥檚 style of music to the other鈥檚