I guess I’m a swamp now.// earth [616] // main: @pyrozapal
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One upside of becoming a tree.
No more student loans
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I just got a train set in the mail. It’s addressed to mee??? I don’t order it??? How did they find me??
I live in the swamp???????????
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@nickfurysuggestion
nick fury, coming in through the fire escape, fresh tuna in hand, taking his eyepatch off: goose you will never guess what those idiots did today
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((OOC: I am disappointed in the Marvel suggestion blogs. Why isn’t there a Cosmo Suggestion? Cosmo is the best boy))
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No problem warrior lady
Green people
Unite
@brucebannersuggestion @gamorasuggestion @teddyaltmansuggestion
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Uhhh
I don’t know
I just want friends.
Last time I spoke to someone they had sprung an oil leak in my swamp and they thought I was attacking them.
Green people
Unite
@brucebannersuggestion @gamorasuggestion @teddyaltmansuggestion
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Yes you may other Gamora
All greenies are welcome
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@brucebannersuggestion @gamorasuggestion @teddyaltmansuggestion
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I mean first of all
Racist
Second of all
Who wouldn’t want to be in VeggieTales?
What do you mean I’m not in VeggieTales?
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No.
You could try and eat me.
You would fail and dissolve
But you could try.
What do you mean I’m not in VeggieTales?
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But I wanna.
This is absolute anarchy
My children betray me.
What do you mean I’m not in VeggieTales?
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You’re welcome, stretchy lady warrior ❤️✨
I beleaf in you
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Green people
Unite
@brucebannersuggestion @gamorasuggestion @teddyaltmansuggestion @gamorasuggests
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Peter: I just want him back
Drive-thru employee, crying: sir me too but that’s not what I meant
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To eat or not to eat, that is the question
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What do you mean I’m not in VeggieTales?
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Honestly I don’t know why I’m attacking you. You might be evil idk.
You might be itchy in the wrong spot idk.
#i’ll fight you because you have an eyelash in your eye#or maybe your ship is leaking oil in my swamp#looking at you guardians#pick your shit up#manthing#marvel sugestions#marvel suggestions blog#suggestions
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