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Humans aren't the biggest concern.
I've jinxed you.
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Painting Practice by Anna Mihhailovskaja
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Hear y'all like rats.
You can get your rat ass prints also:
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Spaceship Wreck by Victor Hugo Harmatiuk
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But...money can't evolve. Can it do any tricks?
The animal shelter announces they are switching things up and letting the pets choose their humans. Your friends got cats and dogs. Your niece got a hamster. What arrived at your doorstep was a bit unconventional.
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The war was a hundred years ago, yet you still find yourself startling easy. Unsecured cargo hitting the inside your hull sounds awfully similar to a boarding vessel. You're about to disregard the sounds when you realize the ship's mass has increased.
#shit that's a cool prompt#saving this one for later#how to build mass#bulking#wastes extra resources#cross trainer#calisthenics#everyone falls
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The teleporter was supposed to be instant. To your horror, as the one in charge of marketing, it is not. Now you have to find a way to sell this 'miracle machine' that slowly reassembles people, bones first.
#maybe it was a mistake to incorporate so much sex appeal#so much razzle some people miss the dazzle#slowest 3d printer#i barely thought about the user experience i was too preoccupied with my budget#i could probably fix that bug but i doubt they're willing to pay me enough to fix that bug forever#the competitor used ai instead but you should have seen the looks on their faces#ai writes bugs faster than i can read#who came up with out of sight out of mind
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#there must be a lot more cats behind the scenes than i am aware#no wonder my lightbulb flickered and i didn't even pause to consider the poor cat that just needs to take a ten-minute break
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