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“based on your likes” I have never liked anything remotely close to that atrocity of a post

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

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so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

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Me and U(FO) 👽🐄

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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

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Something you gotta understand about me is that I am utterly reliant on my Beverages

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sir please that’s my emotional support group of mutuals who I never interact with but still care deeply about

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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary

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A knight on his knees, begging his prince to brand him with his personal royal seal directly on the side of his neck for everyone to see, distraught to discover the prince "believes there must be a healthier way to prove one's devotion".

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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Hannibal is proof that most queer people don't take asexual/non-sexual relationships seriously even if they're queer coded in another facet. THERE I SAID IT

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.