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1930s mob boss: have 'im sleep with tha fishes!

guy who doesn't understand that it's a euphemism and just really likes fish: yay :] id like to do that

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this was funny lmao

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Fairly OddParents: A New Wish (half of season 1) will return on Netflix soon!

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I love that Chapter 3 pretty explicitly made this canon.

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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Toby Fox saw people complain that the games’s spritework is too simplistic and was like “I’m about to do something hilarious”

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DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!!

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saw this guy all over twt and had to draw him

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a lot of people were asking how to draw papyrus, so heres a lengthy three-step tutorial i made.

let me know if you try it! xD

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AU if Sonic the Hedgehog were a Czech animation from the 1960s

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people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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He's playing stardew

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Something ppl forget about Papyrus is that, despite being 100% pacifist, he can also be really brutal? Like, he thinks flames and spikes are good things for kids to play with and even if he never kills you, he still gets you down to 1 HP, which is literally like half-dead?? He’s still kinder and more merciful than most other monsters but he still has the capability to be violent

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Am I stupid for assuming that Papyrus' favorite food was spaghetti before that one Q&A revealed it was dinosaur egg oatmeal? 😅

I get that the idea is that he likes cooking spaghetti for others because he thinks people like it, but still.