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me? drawing fma art in 2019? it’s more likely than you think

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this is our science // ring a ding ding! 

sorry its so blurry :\

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Pokemon Generations Posters made by Liam O’Leary

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“The truly unusual thing about the demarax is its diet – it eats spell crystals, the magical manifestations of summoning and contact other plane spells cast by wizard on prime-material worlds.” /🖋/ I tried to do Demarax variations cos I love those crystal crocs…

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still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

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We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story! 

But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.

Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.

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Me trying to navigate my dashboard right now

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HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS

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Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

“Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”

You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”

getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting

C A R  H U G S …

“THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”

unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other

“IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”

Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”

“wait do they even have windshield wipers”

“how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”

when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start  to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)

*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*

“Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”

“OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”

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knife crow is a dad now omg

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Isildur, yeet it into the fire!

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One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

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When it’s all crazy bullshit pseudo-science in a crazy bullshit setting, how can people argue that shit isn’t scientifically possible? Entire dimensions exist that are fueled and grown by SEX but female Astartes are way too fucking crazy for these people

Found this on the /r/sigmarxism subreddit, figured y’all’d like it :P

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granny and i created her a pokemon team last night so i drew it