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i fucking hate the smiths so much
hi im nico (he/him 18+ bi) and this is all I know: I got salt pepper garlic powder, I got breadcrumbs, I got cumin and some curry powder, I got italian herbs.
I write music and study computer engineering, in the opposite order.
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In honour of Hozier's debut album 10 year anniversary…
#its jackie and wilson and it is not even close what on earth???#no hate to angel or work song but like. hozier did indeed write the best possible hozier debut album song and its jackie and wilson
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me: not true
Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform
me: thats right
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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent
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when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody
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I'm looking for a gold chain about yea long 👌 and a Jesus piece no bigger than like so 🤏 for this little guy right here 👉 🐀
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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀
Her: That is too much energy
Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀
Her: Still too much energy
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Moonlit Landscape with Bridge (Aert van der Neer, 1648-50)
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you strike me as someone so painfully drenched in 7 layers of irony that little if anything you say sounds sincere. you are who jean-françois lyotard was warning us about. SAD!
That's because you don't know me 🥰
#followed for bruce springsteen in username#stayed for ability to attract the weirdest possible takes from strangers on the internet#thank you tumblr user bruce springsteen dot com your blog is my discourse vaccine
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we ran a survey with mothers of adult children and asked if theyd rather shoot themselves in the head or never say "fine ill just never say anything ever again" again and ninety four percent said the gun would go off
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I'm still thinking about how the younger Kennedys, including RFK Jr, would apparently pretend to get hit by cars and then berate the drivers saying "you've killed another Kennedy!" And then the dead Kennedy would get up and they'd all run away shouting "it's a Kennedy miracle!"
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only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup
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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles
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Cat color chart!
OPEN IN A NEW TAB TO ZOOM IN
This doesn’t contain eeeeevery single possible color mutation but it should cover the most common/interesting ones!
I’m not saying everything on this chart is 100% anatomically/genetically correct, but I tried to simplify it as much as I could!
Feel free to use this for your own designs!
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