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Admiral Kazansky: My toxic trait is telling my Maverick he's a good boy after he's been an absolute menace to the Navy all day.

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Iceman: *Wearing dark sunglasses in the bar, staring intensely at Mav and Charley on a date*

Maverick: Jesus Christ, he can't let up even when we're off duty, probably gonna lecture me tomorrow about how I'm not following the approved beer drinking regulations, or some bullshit.

Iceman, internally: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joooleeeeeeene...

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Murmur, Cameron Barnett

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- Where are all Ukrainian writers? Why there are so few of them?

Just one example of hundreds similar cases:

Geo Shkurupiy was born on April 20, 1903, a Ukrainian writer of the avant-garde genre. Shot by the NKVD (the Secret Police of the USSR) on December 8, 1937, in Leningrad. His place of rest is still unknown. His wife, Varvara Bazas, was assigned the WTM category — "the Wife of a Traitor to the Motherland". Together with their son Georgiy, they - as an "enemy of the people" family - were forcibly evicted from Kyiv by the Soviet authorities.

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lance stroll said o captain my captain good bye

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They haven't contacted each other.

They both run away from each other's worlds.

But Maverick got a letter from Slider.

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do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

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the squad🌟 ft. what might be the prettiest jake i've ever drawn:)

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Chinese GP 2024

haven't drawn anything huge in a while.. but then i got inspired and B) i good luck to zhou and his first home race!!!

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Found these on google images last night and I just had to post them all together bc like damn Val, no one is gonna take your man from you, you don’t need to hold on to him so tight baby 👀🥺

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trying to learn how to draw him

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every fictional character is bisexual unless they aren’t bisexual. this is what I believe in

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thinking about them again (icemav 86)

hey babe wake up. top gun. watched a video about queer villany and oohuhhhhhhhhgllglggggg.ggg.

ice is, in the very since of the word, the perfect antagonist- hes rude, stuck up but in an obvious way, hes directly against everything maverick does while maverick is the hero (he has the same problems as ice though.) ice fits into the norm but at the same time we are only shown mavs perspective which is inherently different than almost all the aviators

you could argue "wow ice is evil" and like sure but its refreshing to see someone whos not entirely bad but rather misguided- we know icemans character is like this because of his father (ty val kilmer for this btw) , and hes trying hard to fit into a world that will never accept him. and that. honestly doesn't make him awful. even in arguably his worst times he still comes back, hes not an irredeemable character, nor is maverick.

they are such opposites that we never know whats the real "true" standard - mavericks not standard on being an outsider but iceman isnt either on being a hater with maverick

also funnily enough, iceman is one of the only charachters to actually have a big problem with maverick! slider, wolf, wood, sunny, etc etc dont shit talk him. but ice is constantly pushing back against those standards because maverick represents the wrongdoing to him.

DEAR G-D ICEMAN PLEASE STOP WITH YOUR INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA AND KISS HIM ALREADY!!!!!

however as he grows up he recognises those actions- at the end of the movie he doesnt see maverick as bad. he sees him as good, and promises that hell be there. MWAH eating this redemption arc UP.

and while maybe ice still has skills that have to be worked on its not entirely evil- and connecting back to the queer thing, to show a charachter who looks evil but also is capable of growing and changing and not being evil just for being gay

maverick is more accepting of his identity but yet they still falter but they can still pick each other back up

i hate these gay bitches so much its actually sickening someone please sedate me .

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So, for those who don't know, there is a phenomenon called Chemo Curls where, after your hair falls out due to the chemotherapy, sometimes when it grows back post-treatment, it will have a new significant curl pattern to it even if the patient didn't have curls before

What I'm saying is Iceman has curly hair once he beats cancer and also he has no idea how to handle it for the longest time (Sunny educates him on how to handle curl patterns even tho Sunny has much tighter curls, same principles apply)

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"i love you natasha and bradley, but you need medication"

callie "halo" bassett, 2009