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We are NOT going that far, thank you. Cuba is just misunderstood he doesn't mean any harm!

Wait your Americas brother?!

You two don’t look alike at all

I saw this one dude that looked like America and claimed to be Americas brother they looked alike too!

I think a skinwalker is after America….

Say that to Cuba.. he's my best friend and I always still get hurt because he thinks I'm Alfred! At least he apologizes and gives me icecream...

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I just saw a cool video of you and it had the song we see you opal

Now I want to give you a hug but I can’t I’m too far

*Cries on the floor*

Oh, I accept any kinds of hugs! Digital or physical is okay :] thank you for caring about me kind stranger!

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Wait your Americas brother?!

You two don’t look alike at all

I saw this one dude that looked like America and claimed to be Americas brother they looked alike too!

I think a skinwalker is after America….

Say that to Cuba.. he's my best friend and I always still get hurt because he thinks I'm Alfred! At least he apologizes and gives me icecream...

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RAHHHHHH

…oh thoughts on Alfred’s kids- I MEAN STATES….

But yeah like who are your favorites?

I know the border states of your country have the same interests as you but I also know that Alaska is…well Alaska

I mean who can go wrong with Alaska? I'm honestly not a whole fan of anything else... but my stuff is always better! I forget that America has about 50 kids and so..

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why is ur stupid bear stupid? Did he get electrocuted or sm?

No he did not, Stop spreading misinformation about him!! And Kombucha-San's the smartest person i know!

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O Canada our home and native land

Oh, hey! It’s my anthem..!

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Mr. Canada, what kind of shampoo do you use to wash Kumanjiro?(⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

(If he's bathing..)

Do you have any funny stories with Kumanjiro?

Dish soap, anyways next question! ^_^

A lot to tell.. just now he put a virus on my computer while he was trying to download a game :(

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Hallo, Matthew. A long time ago I asked Alfred about his collection of glasses. He has wonderful glasses, so I wonder about yours. Do you have your own collection?

I dont remember honestly, I only buy glasses if I break my current ones and then I have to buy a new pair! So far I have only 3 pairs but since Alfred keeps on breaking his he sadly has to waste all his expenses on new glasses. Yeah...

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Hello again Matt... Would you mind terribly if I borrowed Kuma for a short while T-T" @asktolys

I dont mind! He likes new people, he doesnt bite :3

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Hi hun, do you take snail bribes? I was trying to teach a child bravery by hiding his rabbit in Russia's house, and now I am concerned that his guardian Tabasco, or Taurus or Virgo (or what ever the stomach ulcer fairy's name is) might be struggling to take care of the funky little guy. Something to do with bad school behavior? You look like an honest stand up guy, built from fluffy pancakes (my sort of dude I'll tell ya!) so I feel you will tell me the truth. Tell me, what can you tell me of this Ivan guy or this Toblerone guy? Are they good dads? Do they even take dear Raivis to the monthly snail parades? Help a snesbian out (quick before my snail wife comes back from the snail parades, I am not allowed on the ipad anymore!) Sincerely, 🐌

I...wh wha

What...? Eh?

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Guten Morgen, Mattie! How does your friend Kumajiro live? How did it happen that Kumajiro started living with you?

I found Kumio when I was a child I think? Well he just appeared one day… actually I dont even know where he came from. The Arctic I guess?

Well I just had him ever since I was a kid and well… I made my house even colder since he cant handle anything warm. It’s like a walk in freezer now, eh?

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Guten Tag, Mattie! May I ask you a quastion? It's not something outgoing, but I'm curious, do you really cook pancakes so often?

I mean no, I like pancakes but I cook other things too! You should try my mac and cheese sometime, Gilbert.

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I’m Canada :(!

there's a colossal-sized polar bear outside my door what do i do

Hit it with a frying pan!

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hello mister Canada!! I have a silly question... What do you think of the representation of Canadians in South Park? 👀

I mean...?

I guess I dont have much of an opinion on them, since I don't watch south park, my brother does. They're a bit funny, I guess?

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ok mr canada ik assuming you know what to do rn. OKAY SO. uhm. Mana/Manhattan was filming a video and he may or may not have DOUSED himself in maple syrup for one of his YouTube challenges. AND NOW HES BASICALLY A FOSSIL SOLIDIFIED BY MAPLE. WHAT DO WE DOOOO

you're Canadian and you guys basically drink a gallon of syrup a year so that's why bronx is asking. I think

Bronx and Brooklyn, NYC ( @nyc-siblings-blogging )

I....

how...

how does one do that??? I have NEVER seen maple syrup fossilize a person.

I guess you have to chip the excess away with a pickaxe, I'm not sure how to help you there eh..

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Anything for my darling boyfriend!

Oh, and I got you birdfood for Gilbird.

Merry christmas!

I am a little late.. sorry I havent given your gifts yet Gilbert.

Here ^_^

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DAMN THAT'S A LOT, DANKE CAN!

I have so much presents from you, meanwhile your dad and Spain got me this ugly ass sequin jacket and called it "high end fashion"!

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Merry Christmas everyone! The year's almost over!

Im here having some hot coco and maple syrup cookies that I made. Life's great!

I asked Santa for some hockey equipment, a bottle of maple syrup, and.. a new flannel!