maplesyruplover

[maplesyruplover]

Scene: Commanders Ricochet and Starscream have cornered an Autobot attempting to escape Decepticon capture. They stand over the trembling Autobot with their weapons raised.:

Ricochet: "End of the line!"

Starscream: "Hahahaha! There's no chance of escape for you, bub!"

Ricochet: "Heheheh...wait, what?"

Starscream: "What?"

Ricochet: "What did you call them?"

Starscream: "Nothing."

Ricochet: "No, you called them something."

Starscream: "I did not."

Ricochet: "You called them 'bub'."

Starscream: "No, I didn't. I don't even know what that means."

Ricochet: "Yes, you did. It was weird."

Starscream: "I called them no such thing as 'bub'. You're hearing things, Ricochet. When did you last have Knock Out check your audials?"

*Starscream shakes his head pityingly before turning his attention back to the Autobot and continuing to monologue. Ricochet glances at the Autobot with a 'did you hear that?' look, and they shrug.*

------------

Later...

Knock Out: "How many times have you gotten her with that?"

Starscream: "Six times and counting."

Knock Out: "Not bad! I wonder how long until she snaps?"

Starscream: "I think I'll make it to eight before she loses her temper."

Knock Out: "Ten creds says she does the next time."

Starscream: "You have a bet."

Breakdown shakes his head and goes back to reading a newspaper. He knows better than to get involved in these shenanigans.

[maplesyruplover]

Humans on Twitter start tagging the Decepticons to ask what they're going to do with the Nemesis now that the war is over. Ricochet replies with a pic of the Nemesis with a giant Spirit Halloween sign.

[maplesyruplover]

this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

[maplesyruplover]

[maplesyruplover]

💙💜🩷 still have some seeker lollipops in my shop 🩷💜💙

venture-volume.storenvy.com

venturevolume.etsy.com

[maplesyruplover]

All of my Rodimus garbage. And a Drift too.

[maplesyruplover]

Who needs legs rlly

[maplesyruplover]

rodimus, with fat fucking joint?

yessir.

[maplesyruplover]

studied up

[maplesyruplover]

A fun thing about the Decepticons is that Soundwave is Megatron's goon but he also has his own, smaller goons. He is a goon with goons. So, all in all Transformers is a great fandom if you like gooning.

[maplesyruplover]

Prowl and Rodimus prime in my AU with Steven Universe audio!

[maplesyruplover]

[maplesyruplover]

if i had a nickel for every time a gay transforming robot laid down his life to save his human boyfriend, i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

[maplesyruplover]

I had some free time and I used it to create. Art.

Original sound

[maplesyruplover]

omg this is so old

scraps from long ago :)

[maplesyruplover]

I love this prick so goddamn much. 

[maplesyruplover]

Prowl: May I come in?

Chromedome: Say the magic word

Prowl: Warrant