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Since memories triggered by scent are the strongest...

Send my muse a scent and see how they’ll react to it.

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Like for a starter

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Reblog this if you play with sideblogs!

I have noticed a startling number of people who make doing so difficult, though I think it is entirely on accident, so a little reassurance is in order!

I PLAY WITH SIDEBLOGS. I enjoy your muse even if it comes attached to a blog that isn’t a primary. Promise. Adore you all the way.

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please reblog if you are either a descendants character or a character that is willing to rp with a descendants based character because a person gotta know okay?

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Milo & Kida

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Send me “ℜ” for my muse’s reaction to yours being crowned as royalty

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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sentence starters

1. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."

2. "This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

3. "Don't panic."

4. "Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

5. "If there's anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now."

6. "We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"

7. "The answer to the Great Question... of life, the universe and everything... is... is... 42."

8. "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

9. "Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?"

10. "____! There's an infinite number of monkeys outside that want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out."

11. "If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?"

12. "Ah. This is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of."

13. "Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."

14. "Is there any tea on this spaceship?"

15. "I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'll be all cross and I won't enjoy it!"

16. "It's part of the shape of the universe. All I have to do is talk to someone and they begin to hate me."

17. “Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.”

18. "I know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.”

19. "You watch this door. It's about to open again. I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates."

20. “Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge?”

21. "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle."

22. "Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us!"

23. “The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.”

24. "It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level."

25. "I could have more fun in cat litter."

26. “If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you are in trouble, need a hand out of a tight corner, please, don't hesitate to get lost.”

27. "I was created to fulfill a function and I failed in it. I negated my own existence."

28. "You'll need to have this fish in your ear."

29. "They've got about as much sex appeal as a road accident."

30. "You're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

31. “Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.”

32. "Ow! My brains!"

33. "If you just ignore me, I expect I shall probably go away."

34. "It's partly the curiosity, partly a sense of adventure, but mostly I think it's the fame and the money....”

35. "The old me knew. The old me cared. Fine, so far so good. Except that the old me cared so much that he actually got inside his own brain--my own brain--and locked off the bits that knew and cared, because if I knew and cared I wouldn't be able to do it."

36. "If you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein."

37. "Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

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Me to the porn blogs that follow me:There's nothing remotely erotic on my blog but can I interest you in a sad Disney headcanon

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hey you, yes you, we should rp.

this is a message to all of my mutuals,  especially the ones that i have not yet interacted with  !!  we should  get  together  and  do  a  thing. i can look through your wishlist, or you can look at mine. or  we  can  pants  it.  even  just a small thing. or even  a  verse.  i  am  open  to  many things.  but really,  let’s  just  do a thing.  okay ?  like this, or message me, or IM me– i like the IM thingy. c:

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Reblog if you are a Disney, Pixar or Deamworks RP Blog

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Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

Origin: Atlantean

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?" 

Origin: Atlantean 

"Your manner of speech is strange to me.”

Origin: Atlantean

“I….travel…friend!”

Origin: Atlantean

“…I travel friend…

(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?" 

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)

"So, my friend, I am a traveler!”

Origin: Latin

“You speak the language of the Romans!”

Origin: French (milo plz)

“Do you speak French?”

Origin: French

“Yes, sir!”

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“This has been a sticking point in the negotiations, so for now Atlantis is only allied with Auradon, and not a formal part of it. As for what the crystals are, I’m not sure, a lot of that knowledge was lost after the great flood. I’m still trying to translate my way through what parts of the city have survived, I initially thought it was a power source, but was mistaken.” Milo explains, toying with the crystal that had been a gift from his wife.

@mapmakerandlinguist in response to this meme? ❝ Well the Atlantian crystals… technically they’re magic aren’t they? I mean obviously they’re an energy source and they sustain the culture, but… shouldn’t- wouldn’t it- be banned if Atlantis were to join Auradon ??❞  Fable seemed uncharacteristically distressed about the presumed banning of atlantian crystals than her usual self, but it was all due to a secret that she was keeping… about  h e r s e l f. 

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"Professor Thatch?? I have a question about our lesson last class? If you could help me that'd be amazing..."

“What’s your question?” Milo asked, smiling. it wasn’t often that students took enough interest in his subject to ask questions after class, let alone asking questions about previous lessons.