Maq. She/her or they/them. I'm 32, a co-host of @crookedrussiancam podcasts and let's plays (I Will Fight You, JemJammer, and Date Me Dammit!) I try to tag everything so you can blacklist as you see fit, but sometimes (...often) I fail. Just yell at me if I do!
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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
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5 sexiest things a woman could wear
Full suit of armor
Just an oversized teeshirt
blood of her enemies
leather jacket
Super cool sword on her back
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Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.
Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.
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Pink Pegasus Club 💖🪽🧡
Begging Chappell Roan to do an Ancient Greek lewk for the ultimate sapphic vibes😭
These designs are an idea l've had for a few months now but only just put onto paper 📝 Patron members can download the hi-res files and wallpapers, as well as see some of my initial sketches👀
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I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one
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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it
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My office divvies up part of our caseload alphabetically, and one of our secretaries just sent me a new file that's not in my part of the alphabet. Because I'm so very helpful I responded:
Moments later, the printer in my office fired up and spit out this piece of paper:

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