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sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush
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Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world
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to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
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i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking
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