The way my partner says “thank you” every time I slap their ass 🫶
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A random old lady walked up to me and asked if I was autistic. I told her I wasn't sure, and she said, "Would you like to be?"
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DOCTOR WHO
The Devil's Chord
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the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real
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its like i always say. at least theres bisexuality
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One moment you’re 17 and daydreaming about how glamorous your life will be when you’re finally an adult, then all of sudden it’s a decade later and “treating yourself” means buying full price pistacchios and taking a bath on a week night.
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Edinburgh, Scotland 🍂
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At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo
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“My mouth is a fire escape. The words coming out don’t care that they are naked. There is something burning in there.”
— Andrea Gibson, from “I Sing the Body Electric; Especially When the Power is Out,” The Madness Vase (via contramonte)
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when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy
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