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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Yessss mannn 😭

I have an opinion.

Feluda is hot af. That's it. That's the opinion.

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I've been watching Bridgerton recently and I NEED a Bridgerton couples edit on the 'Main Tera' part of the Kalank title track so bad rn like, it's THE PERFECT way to describe those couples:

Kate and Anthony are literally the 'Mein gehra tamas tu sunehra savera' for eachother.

Penelope and Colin are the perfect 'Musafir mein bhatka tu mera basera'

Daphne and Simon are most definitely 'tu jugnu chamakta mein jungle ghanera'

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reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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Ye lo shree ji karliya interact

Btw guys, if you didn’t know...I have another account @oldersiblingcurse But of course, I’m an idiot...so I made an entirely new one🥲

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For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

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The weirdest thing about being on Tumblr is that I know I have moots who live in the same city as me and there's a little possibility that we might be taking the same public transport to our homes everyday and sitting beside each other sometimes but we'll simply never know this and talk to the other? even if we might be besties here?

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Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

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The pregnant evil queen smirks as she places a hand on her swollen belly. "Now hero, you won't kill the mother of your own child, will you?" "Lady, I am female, infertile, and never had sex before, so that lie is not going to work on me."

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sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

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