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After I encountered some Lily hating Snape fans in the wild a few days ago, I got the chance to think about it, and I came to this conclusion:

If my childhood best friend had joined an army of fascists that wanted to kill me and called me a slur in front of everyone when I was trying to help him, I would fuck ALL of his enemies just to be petty.

How noble of Lily to pick only one. What a queen.

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What a full page in my sketchpad looks like

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Jily having sex literally saved the wizarding world like how can you say they had no chemistry.

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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

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for some reason the scene in catching fire when finnick pulls peeta out of the water at the cornucopia and peeta says "hello again" and kisses katniss, has always really stuck with me

there's something so sweet and weirdly normal about the action considering the circumstances— I think about that scene a lot

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is there anyyyy chance we can get another c70 snippet for CYOA even though you've been keeping us so well fed already :)) (im a greedy impatient little rat rubbing my claws together)

Have the whole first scene. The Zoom call scene is giving me major trouble and I know it'll come right in the end but sometimes this happens and I get blocked and I have to go and work on something else to get un-blocked. Hence noob. But yeah. First scene. Under the cut. Go nuts and use protection.

Private WhatsApp Chat Resumed: Tuesday 29th March, 2022, 00:06 Members: Lily Evans, James Potter

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Lily Evans: I'm meant to be getting ready for work but I'm distracted because I'm so excited about tonight and this is the third time in a row that I've walked into the kitchen and forgotten what I went in there for. Just letting you know that this is the woman you've chosen to pitch your tent with, as it were. I hope you're sleeping, though!

James Potter: 'fraid not, my sweet

Lily Evans: Up after midnight, I see. What WOULD your mother think?

James Potter: she'd think something deeply uncomplimentary, yet i roam the night like the maverick i am also i wanted to be able to say good morning to you when you woke up so good morning

Lily Evans: Oh, I SEE

James Potter: see what?

Lily Evans: Your hypocrisy (affectionate)

James Potter: lol am i in trouble?

Lily Evans: Well, yes, James, because you wouldn't let ME stay up late to wait for you last night!

James Potter: because YOU had work in the morning!

Lily Evans: The double standard you apply is appalling, quite frankly.

James Potter: have a heart, evans do you know how many eerie cardboard cutouts are knocking around in this house? taylor lautner scared the shit out of me when i got up to go to the loo last night i've hidden him under my bed for the sake of my sanity, but what if i go to sleep and he comes to life in the darkness and kills me? kills me dead

Lily Evans: There's no full moon for another couple of weeks, so I think you'll be safe from Taylor Lautner.

James Potter: if i was a cruel man i'd tell sirius you said that and then you'd have to put up with a lengthy rant on twilight lore and learn why a full moon is not in fact relevant to taylor lautner's particular brand of lycanthropy

Lily Evans: If you were a cruel man, we would not be together and the dream I had last night would have been VERY different.

James Potter: oh?

Lily Evans: Yes OH

James Potter: you had a dream? about little old me?

Lily Evans: I did.

James Potter: what happened in it?

Lily Evans: What do you think happened in it?

James Potter: i'd rather you told me

Lily Evans: Then as much as I'd love to tell you that it was unadulterated filth, the truth is it was actually pretty mushy.

James Potter: even better

Lily Evans: Really?

James Potter: yeah of course not that i wouldn't be powerless to resist you if you only wanted to use me for my body like i was your slutty little errand boy

Lily Evans: Hot

James Potter: but i'd be pretty gutted if that was the sole basis of my appeal

Lily Evans: I didn't fall for you because you're a hot piece of ass, I promise. I mean, it helped. It's plagued me. It's kept me up at night. But that wasn't why. You know that wasn't why.

James Potter: i know or at least, i'm slowly getting used to it trying to remember to believe it surreal as it still seems

Lily Evans: I can keep reminding you, if you want.

James Potter: i won't turn reminders down if you're offering, but don't feel like you have to go out of your way

Lily Evans: Did you really have NO idea that I had feelings for you until just recently? Because honestly, I remember looking back over our texts after we fell out and feeling so humiliated about how obvious I'd been about it. When I was in Paris I was convinced that you knew how I felt and hadn't told me about Skylar out of pity.

James Potter: i guess the simple answer is no? i didn't know but then when i asked remus to ask beatrice if you did have feelings for me and she denied it, i felt angry about it in a way that didn't really make sense like i'd been misled somehow so now that i think about it, i think i was aware of it on a completely instinctual level, but i wrote it off as my own stupid hopefulness then we had that fight and i was convinced that you definitely WEREN'T interested but then we made up and a day or two later it started to feel possible again idk why, really

Lily Evans: Could it possibly have something to do with the fact that even though I had some valid gripes about the excuses Remus fed me, I was still disproportionately upset about you getting some other girl off?

James Potter: i think you were justified to be as upset as you were but maybe? whatever it was, i'd started to feel a bit hopeful again, and then you showed me your tattoo and then i sort of knew

Lily Evans: You know what's actually quite funny about that?

James Potter: ?

Lily Evans: It's only because of Skylar that I even showed you that tattoo in the first place.

James Potter: really??

Lily Evans: I'd stalked her online and she was so, you know

James Potter: what?

Lily Evans: She's just very Out There, I guess? In a way that I admire, like good for her, honestly, it's very Beatrice of her and not routinely something I'm ever jealous of because other women aren't more attractive than I am to spite me. But she had all those pretty selfies and bendy yoga poses and was just like, effortlessly beachy and provocative in a way that I just can't be because I'm not that flexible and I could burn beneath a 4 watt bulb, and there were hundreds of thirsty comments from drooling wanking disgusting aubergine emoji-toting men, and I've never been That, you know? It's why it upsets me so much when Kingsley tells me I'm adorable, or pretty in a virtuous Sunday school teacher kind of way, because I'd never really found myself confronted with anything that refuted that, I've never truly believed that I could be an object of lust to anybody. But I really wanted you to see me that way.

James Potter: i've always seen you that way i think you're every kind of gorgeous there is, but even i don't know what the hell kingsley's been getting at yeah, you could wear a long white gown and stand pensively on a clifftop with the wind billowing in your hair and look like a princess in a storybook, and some renaissance artist should DEFINITELY paint you on the ceiling of a chapel but you are HOT AND, you've been my sole masturbation fantasy for as long as i've known you

Lily Evans: WHAT REALLY?

James Potter: yeah, i'm pathetically loyal to the women i pine over

Lily Evans: REALLY though??

James Potter: i want you VERY badly, evans on your back, on all fours, on my face it's not going to stop

Lily Evans: Not even once you've had me?

James Potter: i'll want you more

Lily Evans: God, you keep making my knees weak.

James Potter: good, that's all i've ever aspired to

Lily Evans: I want you too, you know. I want you all the time, so much I can feel it everywhere, it's like it's clinging to me and won't come off. URGH I wish we could have our Zoom call now and I didn't have to go to stupid WORK!

James Potter: do you have to leave now?

Lily Evans: Pretty much, yeah. This caterer who wants to be featured on the site is wooing your mum with a fancy breakfast and she's turned it into a morning social event for the staff, so I said I'd get in by 8:45 to see that it's all set up properly, which means I'm already late. Might order an Uber tbh.

James Potter: you do too much for her

Lily Evans: She pays me pretty well for it.

James Potter: though i suppose you do get a lovely breakfast out of the deal and i want that for you you deserve treats

Lily Evans: Sure, except I'll be having breakfast with your mother and thinking non-stop about how the only treat I really want right now is to sit on your face.

James Potter: give it a few months and we can start so many of our mornings that way

Lily Evans: REALLY?

James Potter: i did say you deserved to be feasted on, didn't i?

Lily Evans: You do realise that I need to be physically able to LEAVE the house, right? I can't very well swoon my way to the office. Not in these heels, anyway.

James Potter: do i get a hall mirror selfie before you leave?

Lily Evans: I'll send a selfie if you will.

James Potter: <image attachment>

Lily Evans: GOD THANK YOU* for once again being SHIRTLESS** *I just bit my own tongue **please ALWAYS be shirtless

James Potter: i usually am when i'm at home i don't wander around in public like this i promise

Lily Evans: I must reiterate that I really DID fall for you because you're a wonderful person, I swear

James Potter: it's enough that you fell for me at all at least it will be, once i've gotten the selfie i was promised

Lily Evans: Fair warning, I'm fully dressed.

James Potter: it's alright, i'm imagining you naked most of the time anyway

Lily Evans: <image attachment>

James Potter: fucking hell

Lily Evans: What?

James Potter: you're just you're so fuck lily you need to get going for work NOW before i crack and make you get yourself off again

Lily Evans: What if I want you to make me?

James Potter: LILY

Lily Evans: Okay okay I'm going!

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Amalfi View with Lemons. Yulia Mykhaliuk

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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Color test

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pls pls pls when i release my translation of my jily!au surgery residency fanfic can you read it because it’s hard to translate it

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The idea was jily in transfiguration 6th year when lily first becomes charmed by james' interest in the subject. Then I realized I'd drawn them in muggle clothes cuz I love drawing outfits and couldn't decide if this was english or chemistry. What do you think muggle!james' best class would be?

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we don't talk enough about how when gale was whipped, peeta stood up for him and went up there because he knew he was katniss' best friend (and maybe lover for all he knew) and he didn't make any comments about it to katniss at all (at least not romance related ones)

but when peeta was tortured and hijacked, gale compared himself to him and said he would never top that level of pain and now katniss won't choose him

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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

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lucky charm

James Potter, star Chaser, finds himself in a tremendous slump, so his agent and best mate Sirius Black takes matter to his own hands - landing James in St. Mungo's and reuniting them with Healer in Training Lily Evans, an incident that has the potential to change James career (and life) forever.

ffnet / ao3 / wattpad

(and special thanks to @annabtg who was my lovely beta on this one!)

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i'll meet you in every universe (jily version)

(found like this in a souvenir shop in whitby uk)

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31 july 1981, a special day in a little family

Happy birthday, little Harry

You're so surrounded by love. It will save you more than once!