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Watch it now, Viridis. 

Look at that, it's Marly.

Missed me?

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You know I probably would've if it wasn't for the fact that you raped the only creature in the entire universe I love more than I love sex. 

Look at that, it's Marly.

Missed me?

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Good! That's settled then.

I'd say more than fine, lass - more than fine. In fact, I would love fer yer to show me these broomclosets of yers.

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Let's just say that based on what I've heard I assume that you and I will get along just fine. And I am more than willing to show you some broomclosets you've never seen before. 

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Oh aye? Where have you been hiding, lass?

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Of course you regret nothing... you triumphed. Poor girl.

Ahw, you're such a darling. But to give an answer to your question; I'm afraid you're blocking my path. I shall have to find myself a new hobby. 

Look at that, it's Marly.

Missed me?

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Wotcher, love. I've heard you've been trying to redeem your position as most hated person at Hogwarts, so far you're succeeding quite well... Jones Junior.. really?!

Look at that, it's Marly.

Missed me?

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If that ain't the Scottisch stud everyone's been talking about. Oh, I've been here and there. Admiring some broomclosets from the inside. What about you?

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Oh aye? Where have you been hiding, lass?

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Ladies (and gentlemen), Sirius Black is in the house.

We all know what this means. IT’S SEXY TIME!

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That's correct. So far I have only had men. 

Ladies (and gentlemen), Sirius Black is in the house.

We all know what this means. IT’S SEXY TIME!

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LET'S! I DON'T NEED A HOUSE WITH CENTRAL HEATING IF I'VE GOT YOU! WE CAN LIVE IN A BOX AND STILL BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIFES! WHAT THE HELL! IT'S ALSO OKAY IF WE DON'T FIND A BOX TO LIVE IN EITHER! 

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I don't have to take a look in your pants to know you're a cunt. 

Ladies (and gentlemen), Sirius Black is in the house.

We all know what this means. IT’S SEXY TIME!

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What does that suppose to mean? Sounds like we've got a bit of a stalker over here..

I've just lost my place in the most hottest lists

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We're not impressed..

Ladies (and gentlemen), Sirius Black is in the house.

We all know what this means. IT’S SEXY TIME!

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That's too bad. You know where to find me when you change your mind. 

I've just lost my place in the most hottest lists

It’s time for action…

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STOP IT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY DAYS I HAVE BEEN LURKING AROUND AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING CAUSE I NEEDED TO FOCUS ON SCHOOLWORK!

I HAVE MISSED YOU LIKE HELL! CAPSLOCKCAPSLOCK!

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I've just lost my place in the most hottest lists

It's time for action...

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Alice Prewett, photograph taken by Marlene McKinnon.