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People Who Take Instructions Too Literally.
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The cover of the next Stern, a German news magazine.
The title Sein Kampf (transl. his struggle) is a play on the title of Hitler’s autobiography Mein Kampf (transl. my struggle).
The full translation of the cover would be
HIS STRUGGLE
Neonazis, Ku-Klux-Klan, Racism:
How Donald Trump is stirring up hatred in America
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A Prayer to the Many Gods
Wepwawet, opener of ways, granter of choices, unfolder of options, I praise and honor you.
Anubis, measurer of hearts, friend of the dead, warder against the dark, I praise and honor you.
Hathor, lady of gold, mistress of joy and pleasure, steadfast friend of women, I praise and honor you.
Sekhmet, most mighty and most beautiful of gods, healer of humanity, I praise and honor you.
Bast, devouring lady, mistress of truth and light, preserver of the family, I praise and honor you.
Tefnut, lady of the waters, bringer of rain to the dusty land, I praise and honor you.
Shu, lord of the air, steady and still of bearing, master of the winds, I praise and honor you.
Heru-wer, great of terror, lord of flame, granter of a heart bold and brave, I praise and honor you.
Ma’at, daughter of creation, ideal of the worlds, mistress of the right, I praise and honor you.
Djehuti, great scribe of Ma’at, master of the pen, lord of truth and wisdom, I praise and honor you.
Seshet, lady of names and numbers, mistress of records, keeper of time, I praise and honor you.
Great Ptah, merciful of face, friend of the maker, whose words work upon the earth, I praise and honor you.
Sokar of the opened wings, lord of the dark, master of artisans, I praise and honor you.
Wesir, beautiful one who rests upon Ma’at, lord of the silent lands, I praise and honor you.
Aset, queen of heaven, mistress of magics, upholder of the good, I praise and honor you.
Heru-sa-Aset, master of magics, just one, savior of your father, I praise and honor you.
Nephthys, mistress of renewal, friend of the dead, easer of sorrows, I praise and honor you.
Set of the red land, before whom the sky shakes, breaker of boundaries, I praise and honor you.
Nut of the sheltering sky, who holds a thousand souls, lady of the starry night, I praise and honor you.
Geb, first and eldest of kings, deep father earth who marks the joys of life, I praise and honor you.
Ra who is in heaven, who is in the horizon, giver of light and life, I praise and honor you.
Khepera, ancient one, bright-winged one, wise and shining heart of the morning sun, I praise and honor you.
Heruakhety who crosses the sky with incense, great god of the horizon, I praise and honor you.
Amun, self-created one, king whose name is hidden, protector of the humble, I praise and honor you.
Beautiful Mut, world-mother, mistress of heaven, shelter of children, I praise and honor you.
Taweret, friend of women, friend of the home, guardian of the family, I praise and honor you.
Kindly Bes, guardian of home and family, granter of life’s many joys, I praise and honor you.
Neith, friend of the weaver and the warrior, great of might, ancient of name, I praise and honor you.
Sobek who made the herbage green, lord of dark waters, mender of a damaged world, I praise and honor you.
Khnum of the crumpled horn, self-created one, worker upon the wheel, I praise and honor you.
Khonsu, path-finder, night-shining one, healer and guardian, friend of women, I praise and honor you.
Nefertem who is beautiful, lily of the sun, lord of healing, lord of scent, I praise and honor you.
Serqet, mistress of the beautiful house, protector from poisons, I praise and honor you.
Mafdet, slayer of serpents, mistress of justice, allotter of penance, I praise and honor you.
Meretseger, great of judgment, guardian of kings, lady of the great peak, I praise and honor you.
Maahes, lord of slaughter, avenger of wrongs, opposer of evil, I praise and honor you.
Montu, battle-wise, great bull who meets all foes, might of the blasting sun, I praise and honor you.
Bountiful Min, virile and strong, lord of the black earth, the swell of tender green, I praise and honor you.
Renenutet, lady of the fertile fields, namer of children, I praise and honor you.
Mighty Heka, lord of magic, speaker of words, placer of the ka, I praise and honor you.
Wadjet who guards the green, warder of the red crown, protector of children, I praise and honor you.
Nekhbet, mother of mothers, broad-winged goddess, keeper of the white crown, I praise and honor you.
Atum of the dark waters, O great of name, first among the gods, I praise and honor you.
Great Nun, father of fathers, mother of mothers, you from whom all arose, I praise and honor you.
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No one and Nothing does badass like a cat.
“Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.” - Saki
Update: No One and Nothing Does Badass Like a Cat 2: The Return Of Badass Cat
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Sleepy Cryptid shirt ($25.00)
No one is sure what you are or where you come from. What they do know is how sleepy you are (it is “very”).
We offer shirts on Gildan, Bella, Anvil
Unisex and Fitted / Womens
View in our store (link)
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Tbh I wish the moon had stayed where it was and ushered in an age of darkness and blood magic but hey you can’t have it all
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Sutekh, requested by @sjwsutekh ~please do not repost, edit, use or remove caption thanks~
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my aesthetic: witches taking over weird-ass posts and having the original creators get very confused at how anyone could find it relatable
like this:
and this
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That was a week ago, but I’m so damn proud of it, so there
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Evidence I May Be A Ghost
Makes lots of wailing noises
Wakes everyone up in the middle of the nights making the stairs creak (while going to the kitchen to get snacks)
very pale
inability to move on
people want me to leave the house
atmosphere of fear and dread where ever I go
very cold
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Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa.
No plot.
No missions.
Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather.
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