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once I graduate grad school and go fully remote at work (monday) it’s over for you hoes
that’s all happening at once on monday, get ready for it allllll to be overrrrrrr for you hoessssss
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making a list of things i'm gonna get really into if they ever invent a cure for migraines.
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oops has been said aloud so there’s no more taking it back. in a permanent state of oops if you will
oops oops oops
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oops has been counteracted
oops oops oops
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I love you pre-Autumn. I love you first chilly night after a hot day. I love you first crunchy leaves on the ground while the trees are still green. I love cicadas. I love you crickets. I love you dusk sneaking in earlier for the first time. I love you deep sigh of relief after summer.
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these guys look like theyre fighting over how to make a soup

"hey can i put this in"
"NO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT'LL RUIN IT"
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