marcie-is-a-pizza

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

@wholesome-animal-images

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

happy glorious 25th of may

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

i don't understand patriotism. like what are you proud of? that wasn't even you. you just live here.

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

My kid’s favorite Pokémon is Kirby.

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

Our goal must be gay liberation, trans liberation and queer liberation, not just rights, not assimilation but liberation, we should not allow ourselves to be integrated into heterosexual society, we must aim to tear it down and rebuild society to be free for all people

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

[marcie-is-a-pizza]

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.