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marcotheflychair · 14 hours

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no vabbè mi hai seguito

ma ciao

Ciao! Come va?

#your tags are honestly iconic!#<- muoio grazie

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marcotheflychair · 15 hours

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bene dai :D

no vabbè mi hai seguito

ma ciao

Ciao! Come va?

#the chair creaks #the chair finds other italians in the wild #the chair is an italian chair and therefore it wants to make friends with all the italians it can find

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marcotheflychair · 16 hours

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as a swapinator myself i approve of this message

#the chair creaks #the chair reblogs #the chair is a swapinator

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marcotheflychair · 3 days

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george mcfly said “i’m your density”

babyboy with that cuteass face you can be my density, my volume, my mass, my weight, my area, my circumference, my radius, anything you want any day of the week

#crispin glover my beloved #crispin hellion glover #live laugh love crispin glover #crispin glover #crispin glover my man #crispin #the chair creaks #the chair only likes men in their 50s #and 60s now #!!!!!!#it was his birthday four days ago!!!!#he’s 60 now!!!!!!!!#yippee!!!!!!

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marcotheflychair · 3 days

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porpoise.

i’ll take it.

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

#the chair reblogs #the chair is actually a porpoise apparently

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marcotheflychair · 7 days

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

#this

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marcotheflychair · 7 days

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holy shit, They Rolls up into a Ball????????????

They Rolls up into a Ball…

#guys i think They Rolls up into a Ball but i’m not sure

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marcotheflychair · 7 days

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it’s crispin glover’s birthday!!!!!

yippee :D

image edited by me

#crispin glover my beloved #happy birthday crispin glover!!!#crispin glover #live laugh love crispin glover #the chair creaks #the chair wishes happy birthday to celebrities that have no idea it exists #the chair might be delusional about its relationship to said celebrities #but the chair doesn’t care and wishes them happy birthdays anyway

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marcotheflychair · 9 days

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happy birthday David Tennant!!

#happy birthday david tennant!#david tennant #april 18 #good omens #gomens #david tennant good omens #doctor who tenth doctor #david tennant doctor #the tenth doctor #live laugh love david tennant

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marcotheflychair · 11 days

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this. i love questions and statements /srs

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

#the chair reblogs

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marcotheflychair · 13 days

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ME, AN INTELLECTUAL OG POST ON MY DASH?????????

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??????

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

#the chair screams very loudly #the chair gets the oldest posts ever put on its dash #the chair reblogs

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marcotheflychair · 13 days

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crispin glover is CRIMINALLY underrepresented on here

so much for the Strange and Unusual Men Website™ smh

#crispin glover #live laugh love crispin glover #why is no one talking about this #he is the EPITOME of Strange and Unusual Man™#crispin glover my beloved #the chair creaks #the chair only likes men in their 50s

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marcotheflychair · 15 days

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fist fighting my mental illnesses in a denny’s parking lot and i’m somehow both winning and losing at the same time

#the chair creaks

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marcotheflychair · 16 days

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if you like h*zbin h*tel or h*lluva b*ss PLEASE, IN THE NAME OF GOD, BLOCK ME /SRS

#hazbin hotel is garbage #(derogatory)#helluva boss is worse #please stay away from me you brainrotted children #i will not hesitate to block anyone i suspect has stained themselves with the cardinal sin of liking hazbin/helluva #those shows are genuinely the worst plague that could’ve happened to the human race #that garbage and their fandoms are literally going to be my thirteenth reason #the chair creaks #the chair hates on people for what shows they like

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marcotheflychair · 18 days

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if one more person with the wrong number texts me on telegram ON GOD i will throw my wifi router into a river

#WHERE DID ANY OF YOU FIND ME #GO AWAY #WTF #IM NOT LUCIA #NOR AM I MAX #IM NOT ALBERT EITHER #IM NOT ANY IF THESE PEOPLE #WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY DO AL OF YOU HAVE MY NUMBEY #I ALREADY HAVE A THERAPIST #LEAVE ME ALONE #the chair screams very loudly

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marcotheflychair · 19 days

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friend potion because, as a sentient, literate chair, it would be very nice to have a sentient, literate purple traffic cone as a friend (and also purple is one of my favorite colors)

play potions with your followers, but watch out..

#poll #polls #tumblr polls #the chair creaks #the chair plays poll games #the chair reblogs

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marcotheflychair · 20 days

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRISPIN GLOVER MY ACTUAL BELOVED

he is literally just a silly little guy

my actual man

i love him

so what if he’s a little strange who cares so am i

JUST LOOK AT HIM

HE IS BABY

MWAH

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