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people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+

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Could you say the heatwave are taking you out?

well they certainly can’t make me happier now

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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squeezing my own butt just to feel something

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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getting a twilight princess tattoo would save me tbh

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Hey that tiny Shad in your Twilight Princess doodles, can I get a close up of him? I wish to see the nerd.

Yes, of course ! Here is the nerd !! He was the last character I drew XD

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This came to me in a dream and now I'm hooked

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I've been playing Twilight Princess for the second time lately so I drew this !

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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Can I give sky and twi some pumpkin soup?

They love pumpkin soup