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pirate polls video is making the rounds again so on a whim i checked the old blog and 1. what do you mean that fiasco happened OVER TWO YEARSS AGO and 2. turns out a year and a half ago they released a newer apology after not liking ofmd anymore. who wouldve guessed

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i like luke arnold because he got the same brainrot we all did from watching black sails except he was actually in it. it's doubly funny that toby stephens seemingly emerged completely unscathed meanwhile every time you see luke arnold do something new you know he is still in the mental 409 cliff scene trenches

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people keep whispering "oathbreaker" at me when i walk past them

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people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;

people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows

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i wish they made him full tilt homophobic

HOMOPHOBIC JOEL DKFJSKLFAKDJFKDJFKDF

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HOMOPHOBIC JOEL DKFJSKLFAKDJFKDJFKDF

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HANNAH'S "Who's Hottest?" LONG JOHN SILVER POLL

ROUND 1/7

okay I could add way more, and more obscure Long Johns if I made this a bracket, but I don’t want to lol. So it’s a KNOCK-OUT/ ELIMINATION style poll using only Long Johns from adaptations I’ve personally seen.

Just one day on each poll so we can play together for the week :)

Images with alt text below for reference

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you gotta love how shamelessly unsubtle Better Call Saul gets. oooh, Jimmy has a cushy new office and there's a switch that says "do not flip"? is jimmy bothered by seemingly arbitrary rules imposed on him by others? is lack of freedom such an issue that the luxurious environment is meaningless next to the insignificant switch? kim's mug fit perfectly in his crappy old car's cupholder but is half a millimeter too wide for the shiny expensive company car? could it be? that jimmy perhaps? doesn't fit in??

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it took Ellie happily making sitcom jokes to Dina a few weeks after Joel was brutally murdered when she's supposed to be consumed by revenge, but we got there

watching people start to turn on the writing of tlou HBO.... do not cite the deep magic to me.... I was not writing 11k words on this in 2022 for y'all to forget

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watching people start to turn on the writing of tlou HBO.... do not cite the deep magic to me.... I was not writing 11k words on this in 2022 for y'all to forget

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ok I will say he is at least not painting the WLF as unambiguously good. that said it's still IDF apologia. Neil druckmann please stop having political opinions and make the zombies zombie

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beyond parody

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part of what I like about zombie shows is they let me visualize my greatest fantasy. a walkable community in the countryside

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Ellie and Joel <3

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tlou s202 gave me 37 minutes of pretty good zombie action and then immediately pivoted on its heel and went full tilt full slam hasbara. neil druckmann not only is a zionist but can't even take a break from zionism long enough to make a decent piece of art. many such cases

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real dialogue by the IDF stand-in character in a show released in 2025 created by neil druckmann. the apocalypse's most moral militia. actually crazy. also this actress follows noa tishby on insta apparently

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oh this is.

i can't believe I'm saying this. But the last of us season 2 episode 2 is. actually very good...