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my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before
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baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe
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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it
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