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this is all part of a plan to get rid of public school btw

every ridiculous education-related headline from a republican politician is going to be an excuse to push children out of public school when you read into it

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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.

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can you watch her while i go smoke

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Even when I try to write about fascism I write about plants

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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the mistake people coming from twitter or reddit make is thinking tumblr is a social media, when it's actually the new pdf

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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oh no i've had a Thought

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were going to have an ARTFIGHT summer. were going to draw OC ART. we will be NOT FINISHING REFERENCE SHEETS. we will be ignoring our BACKLOG. we will be FORGETTING WHAT WE PLANNED TO DRAW AND ATTACKING RANDOM CHARACTERS. we will be NOT GOING OUTSIDE. we will be GETTING RSI and FORGETTING TO STRETCH ENOUGH. ARTFIGHT SUMMER !!

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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???

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every writing tip article and their mother: dont ever use adverbs ever!

me, shoveling more adverbs onto the page because i do what i want: just you fucking try and stop me

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one of two things has been happening in my neighborhood today:

1. one of my neighbors has been standing motionless on his porch for six+ hours

OR

2. one of my neighbors has placed a mannequin on his porch, which has been there for six+ hours

about to go find out which. if i dont report back, assume the mannequin got me

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For some reason since I injured myself tripping over my cat I've been unable to write. I just stare at NRM and nothing comes out

Did all my thoughts get knocked out of my mind?