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thank you for everything you've done technoblade

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and you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful cock! and you may tell yourself, these are not my beautiful balls

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the time difference between 7:39 and 7:40 is 5 million years

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i wish i was

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

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sometimes you just need a lil picture of yourself

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:/

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So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

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not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

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baby, kittybitty, good girl, sweetie

if u have pets, reblog this what u call them besides their name

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this whole post is a train wreck

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

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I take walk-ins, please form a line.

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oh god no

An elephant with a single tusk where its trunk should be and two trunks where its tusks should be. 

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take notes men

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