mariah-michiko

[mariah-michiko]

my love language is all of them bitch i have a big heart

[mariah-michiko]

[mariah-michiko]

Attention all DCPers: you will have this memorized by the end of your program.

[mariah-michiko]

[mariah-michiko]

[mariah-michiko]

[mariah-michiko]

get to know me (8/10} favorite animated films ☰ mulan (1998)

I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and…you have saved us all.

[mariah-michiko]

Well fuck you too.

[mariah-michiko]

I do not understand this “male privilege" bullshit.

What. Fucking. Privileges. Do. Men. Have.???????

Name them. I swear, I challenge you to name these “male privileges" and be able to prove them. 

Come on, I fucking dare you. 

Name them!

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[mariah-michiko]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

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Natalie Portman

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DAMN this better than most shit out

[mariah-michiko]

You return?! :O

Eh kinda hahah mostly using it to find a roommate for Disney

[mariah-michiko]

me: babe don’t apologize I know you were busy, you don’t have to respond to me right away

me in my head: it’s been 4 hours and 22 minutes since you texted me last, who are you fucking? I want names

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A girl and her husband are playing lips reading game with her parents, while they are playing the game they told him that he will be a grandfather. This is so cute 😭❤️

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white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english*