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some of you guys don’t understand that friendship and platonic kindredship is the real essence of romance. you wanna love someone? fine, but you have to like them first.

“i see them more as platonic friends!” i do too, that’s what the relationship is based off of in my head. what’s not clicking…? like that is the point.

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jondami as that one alien stage official art!

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Body swap!

At least one of them is having fun...

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Damian is the baby of the family (as much as he hates it). This means Jon has a really hard time getting the Batfam to not hate him.

Jon (now fully a teenager, almost an adult, ready to tell Kon about his relationship): Me and Damian are dating.

Kon: Oh dude you are so fucked.

Jon (expecting him to be happy for them): Thank y- what?

Kon (fighting a laugh): Oh, oh you don’t know yet, do you? They’ll get you dude

Jon: What are you talking about?

Kon: When I started dating Tim, Jason and Dick both stalked me for months. You are fucked.

Jon: That’s just because you’re a delinquent. They won’t do that to me. Right?

Dick: Hi, Jon.

Jon (alone in the barn feeding the cows at night): SHIT. Oh. Hey…Dick?

Dick: That boy is a CHILD. You better stay away from him.

Jon: I take it Damian told you.

Dick: Worst day of my life.

Jon: That feels dramatic.

Dick: HE’S A BABY.

Jon: He is 17.

Dick: Jonathan Kent I will end you. (disappears into the night)

Jason: Hey.

Jon (walking alone in an alley): …hey, Jason.

Jason: Would you take a bullet for him?

Jon: Who..?

Jason: If you have to ask then the answer is no.

Jon: Is this about Damian?

Jason: …maybe.

Jon: I have done worse than take a bullet for him.

Jason (pulling his gun out of its holster): Prove it.

Jon (checking his email): Huh what’s this from…123nottimdrake@yahoo.com?

Email: Dear Jonathan, I have hacked into all of your personal social media accounts and personally examined everyone you follow. Unfollow the following list of accounts, and any other that post similar SLUTISH content, or I will tell Damian.

(Jon checks all the accounts and it’s mostly his friends, all of which have at some point posted a picture of themselves in a swim suit at a pool party or the beach).

Damian (on a date with Jon): I really feel like someone’s watching me right now.

Jon (trying not to look at Nightwing, Red Hood, and Red Robin all watching from the shadows): Haha, that’s so crazy.

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why do ppl do drugs when you can just experience the absolute high of meeting someone who isn’t just unhinged about your fandom but is also feral about your otps

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Jon, while trying to ask Damian out and drowning in 'having crush on my best friend hell,' starts gifting Damian pretty rocks.

Every time he finds a pretty stone, he puts it in his pocket, and the next time he sees Damian, he hands them to the boy with no explanation.

Damian, while confused, keeps them like precious treasures. He even gets a display case.

It is only after he watches a documentary about the Antarctic with Cass one night that he understands what's going on.

He calls for the Super immediately, and Jon arrives in minutes with a new blue stone in hand.

"Are you attempting to court me like a penguin?"

"That depends. Is it working?" And offers the new rock gingerly.

"Unfortunately, yes."

Damian has to get a bigger display case because his alien boyfriend decides he needs space rocks, too.

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-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

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Jason: how ya likin’ that comic, kiddo? Damian: I do not understand. Jason: what? It’s just a spider-man comic. What’s not to understand? Damian: why is Parker pursuing this red-haired woman, who does not seem to enjoy his company further than any other, rather than his friend, Osborn? Osborn has given multiple hints that he would prefer their relationship to go beyond platonic Jason: Jason: *glances over at Jon, who is reading a Daredevil comic on the other bed* Damian: should he not pursue Osborn, considering he is already aware that their relationship can withstand hardship? Friendship is a sturdy baseline for which romance can be built soon. And besides, Mary Jane is an un-compelling idiot with mediocre looks. Jason: Jason: this explains so much

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Sketches! They're adorable, they're ADORABLE RRAAAAAH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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Deer in the room.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

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PSA:

Acetaminophen/paracetamol has a hard stop upper dose limit, above which it becomes extremely toxic.

That limit is 4g (8 “extra strength” (500mg) tablets) in 24 hours (about 2 tablets every 6 hours).

A single dose of 22 extra strength tablets can kill you.

Taking 12 or more tablets per day for more than a week can also kill you (this is about 3 tablets every 6 hours).

Symptoms of overdose take up to 24 hours to manifest, and are fairly difficult to distinguish from other problems. They include abdominal pain (especially right upper quadrant), nausea, malaise, and confusion.

The antidote (n-acetylcystine) must be given within 8hours of ingestion in order to be useful.

After 10 hours the only thing that will work is a liver transplant.

You might think “why would I ever accidentally take so much?”

Well, acetaminophen is in almost everything in the cold/flu/pain aisle. Migraine combos like Excedrin, cold and flu combos like NyQuil, basically anything that says “non-aspirin pain relief”, and anything that’s branded as a fever reducer. It’s all probably acetaminophen/paracetamol.

So the goal of this post is to get you to read the labels on your medications. Because taking taking Tylenol and NyQuil together for a week (like you might if you had the flu) could kill you.

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Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me

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i feel strongly about this

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hey could i get a rundown of the hermes mentor au? i feel like im missing something lol

Sure

So basically the au takes place in the vengeance saga following the events of the Odyssey where Telemachus goes on a mission to get info about his dad whereabouts, travelling to different kingdoms and asking Odysseus's old comrades if they know where could he be.

But ofc this taking place right after wisdom saga, we know what happen in god games and I don't think Athena was going to be in good condition to accompany Telemachus to his trip so she called Hermes and told him to watch over him while she's gone, since Hermes is the god of travels that would guarantee a pretty safe one right?

So they travel together and it's mostly a journey where Telemachus (with Hermes help) learns to be more confident about himself being more independent and everything. All of this so he can stand more confidently to the suitors at home.

The longest summary ever lol, there's a bit more to it but that's basically all you need to know

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Ok last post and I'm going to sleep but I just noticed that I made an au specifically to draw a fatherless twink and a bisexual diva I am truly in my comfort zone

NO MORE MASCULINE MEN, GET OOOOUUTTTT

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Hermes sees Tele binding unsafely and tells him:

"Darling why didn't you say it sooner?"

and takes out his caduceus and just makes the tits dissapear

because, the caduceus can change the people and objects into everything that Hermes wants so

peak writing

i am a sucker for unconventional top surgery's yall should see my trans ocs